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U.K. Eurovision entry
Posted: 11 May 2006, 20:05
by wild bill buttock
Happened to have the misfortune to catch last weeks Top of the pops,music for the mentally retarded or what?
But it featured the latest UK eurovision entry.God I was so proud!
It really must take enormous talent to be this crap.The sh*t faux rapping is the worst I've ever heard,worse even than Mr C.'s aweful Shamen efforts,as bad as that scandinavian bloke who was going to put "A ring around his dong,for a Holiday".Also it features the classic Cliche;The sentimental chorus sung by children.Genius I say.Even "Father Ted" and his spoof "My lovely horse" was better than this.
So p*ss poor is it that I'm going to put a tenner on it.It's just bad enough to win.
Plus its got grown women dressed as schoolgirls to attract the peado vote.Get them to crap on each other during the second verse and it'll be a staight ten from the German panel.
Posted: 11 May 2006, 21:04
by Gimme_The_Ring
Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
Don't you think this Eurovision song is so crap it's good?
You have to admit it's damn catchy.
Posted: 11 May 2006, 21:05
by robertzombie
More importantly Lordi might be representing Finland
Posted: 11 May 2006, 21:43
by Dan
Yeah I agree, an awful song. One of the Scandinavian countries has a death metal song for their entry (is that one Finland?) That's probably awful too, but I'm looking forward to the show anyway.
Posted: 11 May 2006, 21:45
by Brideoffrankenstein
I'm backing Finland!
Posted: 11 May 2006, 21:48
by canon docre
Germany brings in a Country/Western song.
WTF?
Posted: 11 May 2006, 22:45
by James Blast
Scotland declares neutrality and claims it is an annexe of Mars
Posted: 11 May 2006, 23:08
by Thea
Lordi do look rather fantastic in a comedy metal stylee.
Posted: 12 May 2006, 00:28
by wild bill buttock
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I'm backing Finland!
Christ on a bike!Its cradle of filth's dad.
Posted: 12 May 2006, 00:47
by James Blast
Cradle of Dad?
I like that... 
Posted: 12 May 2006, 00:57
by wild bill buttock
Father of filth,even
Posted: 12 May 2006, 01:00
by Thea
i still say we should fight fire with fire and have Moriarti and the Sith representing the UK.
Posted: 12 May 2006, 01:05
by wild bill buttock
They played my local boozer a couple of weeks ago.Moriati and the sith I mean,not Lordi or cradle of filth or even MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
Posted: 12 May 2006, 01:06
by aims
wild bill buttock wrote:Father of filth,even
Would this make the frontman "Daddy Filth"?
Not liking where this is heading
:lol:
Posted: 12 May 2006, 01:42
by Almiche V
Gimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
The nuts
Posted: 12 May 2006, 01:54
by wild bill buttock
Almiche V wrote:Gimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
The nuts
Didn't Madonna(the cheating,pie scoffing,mate of Charlie, international footballer and fattest coke head the world has ever seen) cover their tune?
Posted: 12 May 2006, 02:01
by Almiche V
wild bill buttock wrote:Almiche V wrote:Gimme_The_Ring wrote:Nowt wrong with MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
The nuts
Didn't Madonna(the cheating,pie scoffing,mate of Charlie, international footballer and fattest coke head the world has ever seen) cover their tune?
Makes her hardcore if she did....
Posted: 12 May 2006, 14:36
by Silence is platinum
nothing can be worst than the greek song,
it s so predictable it should go on trial
i realy hope it will come out last, it deserves it!
Posted: 12 May 2006, 14:37
by Doktor Gott
Don't knock the Shamen! Ebeneezer Good has to be one of the top subversive songs of the time!
Still brings a smile to my face!
Posted: 12 May 2006, 14:42
by James Blast
Motz wrote:wild bill buttock wrote:Father of filth,even
Would this make the frontman "Daddy Filth"?
nope, that'll be Dadi Filth
Posted: 12 May 2006, 15:47
by paint it black
it's an excuse to get mega pissed though ,. a bit like the withnail game, it goes. country comes on eat and drink as much as possible whilst that country is on. so far we have food and drink for 20 countries
usually ends up with lots of vomit, guinness followed by port is not always the best, you should try it sometime
Posted: 12 May 2006, 15:58
by markfiend
I hate Eurovision with a passion. Whoever decided that ripping off Cheryl Baker's skirt was a good idea deserves a nitric acid enema.
Was that a bit strong?
Posted: 12 May 2006, 16:49
by scotty
Posted: 12 May 2006, 18:24
by weebleswobble
The Eurovision has been crap
The Eurovision is crap
The Eurovision will always be crap
I know it's already been said but it bares repeating
again
and again
and again
Posted: 12 May 2006, 18:28
by scotty
ACHT lighten up ya miserable auld
GOFFS , the Euro vision is a laugh