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Posted: **12 May 2006, 11:35**

except i think they're serious

Welcome to the School for Champions!

Do you dream of being a winner, a leader, a success? Would you like to be a considered a champion in things you do? Many people have such dreams, but they are not easy to achieve. There are obstacles and challenges that can hold you back. Our lessons will help you in your quest.

The purpose of the School for Championsâ„¢ is to help you achieve your dreams. We try to do that by:

Assisting you with basic education and strategies for success,

Showing you how to be a champion in whatever you do, and

Encouraging you to champion worthy causes by helping others.
This site is a great vehicle to achieve your goals. People access lessons over 500,000 times each month. Students and teachers from many colleges, high schools, and middle schools use the site. Also, 16 published books refer to the site as a reference.

Many people have praised the School for Champions, expressed their gratitude and provided us with success stories. Also check our weekly blog of reader questions and feedback.

strange stuff indeed.

"Succeed by Studying the History of the Strategic Defense Inititative (SDI)"

"The Daily Ritual
Perform these acts every day to achieve your purpose and get the most out of life:
- Count your blessings and be thankful for what you have.
- Live your life as a Champion.
- Enjoy the adventure of life and help others enjoy theirs."

and

"The Art of War in Athletic Competitions"

wtf?

Posted: **12 May 2006, 13:54**

As for The Daily Ritual "acts" I kind of do these things anyway, without the need for "ritual"

Posted: **12 May 2006, 14:23**

Maybe I'm paranoid, but I get the idea there's some sort of weird hidden agenda in that site.

Posted: **12 May 2006, 15:43**

I especially liked Could God be Like a Large Number?.

Complete with a little quiz at the end of the page where you can "check your understanding" of the text.
(Just make sure that you scroll over the random google ads on "Teenage Porn Addiction" and the like.)

markfiend wrote:Maybe I'm paranoid, but I get the idea there's some sort of weird hidden agenda in that site.

Nah, I think they're just a bit daft.

Posted: **12 May 2006, 17:28**

Succeed with Healthy Animals
I didn't realise it was that kind of site

Posted: **12 May 2006, 18:30**

weebleswobble wrote:Succeed with Healthy Animals
I didn't realise it was that kind of site

Well, yes. With Ministry's "The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs" in mind this sheds quite a different light on that site and all that succeed-talk there...

Posted: **12 May 2006, 21:00**

Their concept of counting everything as a success reminds me of a Joke by Radio Yerewan:
Q: Is it true that the USA are moving towards the edge of an economical desaster?
A:In principle yes. While we are sure that the fast progress will enable to overtake the capitalists soon.

OH, Radio Yerewan, I love them.. The most entertaining Wikipedia article also has these:
* Q: What is a one word joke?

A: Communism.

* Q: What is the longest joke?

A: The speech made by Khrushchev at the Party congress.

* Q: Is it true that Adam and Eve were the first communists?

A: Probably, yes. They both dressed very sparingly, they had modest requirements toward food, they never had their own house, and on top of all that, they believed that they were living in the paradise.

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jotd 12.05.2006 - School for Champions

jotd 12.05.2006 - School for Champions