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'mon the JAMBOS!!!!!!

Posted: 13 May 2006, 14:35
by scotty
Scottish Cup Final, Hearts v Gretna, kick off at 15.00...'MON THE JAMBOS!!!

Posted: 13 May 2006, 14:38
by sistersvisions
Who??? :innocent:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 15:12
by scotty
sistersvisions wrote:Who??? :innocent:
:P :P

Posted: 13 May 2006, 17:19
by James Blast
extra time

Posted: 13 May 2006, 18:13
by Zuma
Ignoring..... as I was in the wrong place, wrong time for all
this football stuff...no apparent religion, therefore they all beat
me up...seemed too tough to figure out for them that someone did not give a flying F*ck... about this.. :twisted:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 18:27
by Johnny M
I'm still trying to work out how that Gretna player rounded the keeper and with an open goal, umm ... seemed to forget that he was supposed to to shoot! :lol:

Congrats to Hearts. :D 8) :notworthy:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 18:35
by scotty
A less than convincing win, but a win none the less :D , I had to go to Vikki Wines for a bottle of wine just to settle the nerves :innocent:

'MON THE JAMBOS :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 18:36
by Zuma
still means nothing to me..

Posted: 13 May 2006, 18:38
by scotty
Zuma wrote:still means nothing to me..
You have no SOUL man :twisted: :lol:

I'm going to take you to a Forres Mechanics game when you come up :wink:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:01
by Ozpat
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Congrats! :D

Hearts are cool!!!!

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:04
by Big Si
Congrats! :D

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:18
by sistersvisions
Big Si wrote:Congrats! :D
Who LIVERPOOL :innocent:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:29
by James Blast
Image

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:35
by sistersvisions
James Blast wrote:Image
Hay! thats me in the middle with the wig on. :D

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:38
by James Blast
what wig? :lol:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:39
by wild bill buttock
God I hate Liverpool,Jammy bastards! :evil:(My mom was from West Ham so I've a bit of a soft spot for The Irons).
And they knew what they were doing when they sold us that carthorse,Heskey.Gah!!!!! :urff:

Sorry this thread is about Scotch :wink: football isn't it?That's like proper English football without goalkeepers. ;D

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:43
by weebleswobble
wild bill buttock wrote:
Sorry this thread is about Scotch :wink: football isn't it?That's like proper English football without goalkeepers. ;D
Best to drink a bottle of Scotch before watching this pish!

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:44
by James Blast
Scotch in an alcoholic beverage, Scots are a fearsome race fuelled on Scotch, you have been warned :twisted:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:53
by scotty
James Blast wrote:Scotch in an alcoholic beverage, Scots are a fearsome race fuelled on Scotch, you have been warned :twisted:
"Scotch" tastes like ferrets pish, no self respecting Scot's man drinks the stuff, it's only made to sell to gullible Homo English, Japanese , American and German fannys with more money than sense, we all drink Buckfast up here :twisted: :lol:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 19:57
by weebleswobble
scotty wrote:any way, this thread is about Hearts, now f**k off
From the man who couldny stay on topic if his life depended on it
;D

So about those elephants.......

Posted: 13 May 2006, 20:00
by wild bill buttock
James Blast wrote:Scotch in an alcoholic beverage, Scots are a fearsome race fuelled on Scotch, you have been warned :twisted:
I may be a Brummy with a cockney mother but my Grandad was SCOTTISH,a gey Gordon from Huntly to be precise.You southern softy!

Posted: 13 May 2006, 20:02
by scotty
weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:any way, this thread is about Hearts, now f**k off
From the man who couldny stay on topic if his life depended on it
;D

So about those elephants.......
:oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :P :P ...................YA FUD :twisted:

Posted: 13 May 2006, 20:12
by Johnny M
Glad to see that Anglo-Scots relations will be as harmonious and courteous as always. :wink: :lol:

I sense a long night. :twisted:

Anyway Keith, unwritten HL rule #47 clearly states "... should your chosen football team win a trophy, you are permitted to start your own thread to celebrate the occassion. You are permitted to moderate your own thread to ensure that it remains on topic. Moderation through foul and abusive language, death threats, arson threats and alcohol-fuelled intolerance of those who choose to derail said thread, is permissible as a 'one-off' to enable you (and fellow fans of your team) to enjoy your moment in the sun. You are exempt from normal HL moderation and the risk of being banned on this occassion and this occassion only."

Enjoy the moment Mr Jambo. :wink: 8)

Posted: 13 May 2006, 20:22
by James Blast
Image

Macglashan
Played by Jack Docherty. This mad looking ‘Scotsman on a mission’ wore a beret and had lots of wild hair poking out around it. He had an obsession with Scotland, and hated the English. He was determined to put things right through the plays he wrote. His long-suffering literary agent McMinn would be presented with plays with titles such as ‘The Hurly Burly Bag’ and ‘Nip Nap s**t€™
Character quote:
“And if you put your hand into the Hurley Burley bag it would give you special powers, He gets one wish and he gets to go on sports night and stoat Jimmy Hill on the head and go Take that! You big-chinned English B*****d!�

Posted: 13 May 2006, 20:27
by weebleswobble
Johnny M wrote:foul and abusive language, death threats, arson threats and alcohol-fuelled intolerance
These are a few of my favourite things..