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Shopping the Sisters way
Posted: 15 May 2006, 02:31
by Silver_Owl
So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called
Vision Thing
or possibly a driving school called
Crash & Burn.
What boutiques are you planning on opening
Posted: 15 May 2006, 03:49
by Petseri
My original shop was Burn, a tanning salon. It failed for some reason.
Body Electrolysis for hair removal is my newest venture.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 04:37
by Andy TG
"
Temple Of Love" would be a great name for a Sex Shop
Posted: 15 May 2006, 04:45
by EvilBastard
My local jihadi recruiting office is called Detonation Boulevard. Dr. Jeep sells 4x4s. The double-glazing shop is called Dance on Glass. And the nursery is Gardens of Delight. Maybe it's time I moved house...
Posted: 15 May 2006, 06:21
by Andy TG
How about "First And Last and Always" for a Funeral Directors
Posted: 15 May 2006, 06:40
by Ozpat
Black Planet. A holiday resort for goffs...
Posted: 15 May 2006, 08:54
by doc P
though not original by the Sisters I call my ICU:
comfortably numb
Re: Shopping the Sisters way
Posted: 15 May 2006, 08:56
by doc P
Hom_Corleone wrote:So, I was thinking of opening an opticians called Vision Thing
WYDSM - could be another option
Posted: 15 May 2006, 08:59
by sistersvisions
Will I Dream - Bed Store.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 09:10
by TheBoyNextDoor
Andy TG wrote:"
Temple Of Love" would be a great name for a Sex Shop
Or maybe something like this..
Enter at your own risk (some nudism occur).
temple-of-love.de/
Posted: 15 May 2006, 09:43
by Andy TG
sistersvisions wrote:Will I Dream - Bed Store.
Slept
Posted: 15 May 2006, 10:21
by UtterlyBastardGroovy
'Home of the Hitmen' for all your assassination needs. This week 2 for 1 (lowest value target free).
Posted: 15 May 2006, 10:24
by hallucienate
No Time To Cry Onion Farm
Posted: 15 May 2006, 10:31
by MrChris
What about:
- a used car showroom called Something Fast?
- a gym called Train?
- a lino shop called Vinyl Floorshow?
- a lesbian-oriented clothes store called Kiss the Carpet?
Posted: 15 May 2006, 10:33
by mh
Walk Away Marriage Counselling Service, here I come!!!
(It was a close call between that and The Damage Done)
Posted: 15 May 2006, 10:49
by Doktor Gott
I was thinking of opening a ranch called Neverland.. but someone kind of bet me to it...
Posted: 15 May 2006, 11:27
by markfiend
Floorshow carpets and laminate wood floorings
Bury Me Deep funeral directors
Heartland surgical supplies
Posted: 15 May 2006, 11:42
by thhell
This Corrosion - Plumbing Service
Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:17
by Dark
Some Kind Of Stranger singles club.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:53
by EvilBastard
What about a legal practice, Blood Money? Reptile House petshop? Or maybe Anna Conda's Exotic Pet Emporium. Marian's Dive Shop?
Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:54
by EvilBastard
hallucienate wrote:No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:05
by hallucienate
EvilBastard wrote:hallucienate wrote:No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful
I pondered whether or not I should post it for about an hour...
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:15
by Planet Dave
EvilBastard wrote:hallucienate wrote:No Time To Cry Onion Farm
That's really really dreadful
No it's not, it's fcuking ace.
Although Mr Corleone clearly needs to be shot for dreaming this monstrosity up. Maybe he should spend some time in Doc P's ICU. Nah, he'd like that far too much.
My old heart-lung machine was indeed christened (by myself) the Silver Machine.
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:18
by lazarus corporation
You forgot the famous perfume house...
Poison Dior
Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:27
by czuczu
lazarus corporation wrote:You forgot the famous perfume house...
Poison Dior
As long as it's not near my new chippy - Poisson Door...