Heartland

steak-and-kidney pie of pukka! (and chips). please.

love you all - back soon.

oh yeah, and the sisters were fucking AWESOME....just in case you were unable to appreciate that fact due to the smoke/not being there (wussses).

always
Lee

Is this a sweary thread?

Tit, ass, boob. *chortle*

Looking forward to your return, Lee.

Oh! no HE'S BACK.

Lee ! Lee ! Lee !
We're in dire need of some action here !

Awricht Mate , be back soon

Scheise!Ich Kommst uber alles das billiard tisch.

I have absolutely no idea what it means,or even if the spelling is correct.But a mate of mine is learning German through "Art house" films and tought me how to say it and told me it is the best way to order Lager in a Hamburg Snooker club.

"Oh s**t! I came all over the pool table."

Crikey.Is that what you have to do to get a pint in Hamburg then?
I'd hate to offend any Sausage eaters by not joining in any of their quaint local customs.But blasting manfat over the pool table seems a little odd to me.
Ah well when in Rome and all that....

wild bill buttock wrote:Scheise!Ich Kommst uber alles das billiard tisch.

I have absolutely no idea what it means,or even if the spelling is correct.But a mate of mine is learning German through "Art house" films and tought me how to say it and told me it is the best way to order Lager in a Hamburg Snooker club.

Sie schmutzige taling Schweine......

I think we should start a BRING BACK LEE campaign, complete with badges, t-shirts etc (all in Blast-approved Calson Antique font, natch! )

HL is not the same without you! I've stopped coming in here at 4am because it's like walking into an empty pub and pouring yourself a drink.

COME BACK YA GREAT BIG GOBSHYTE, IT'S NOT FUNNY AMYMORE! I MISS YOOOOOOOOOU!!!

boudicca wrote:I think we should start a BRING BACK LEE campaign, complete with badges

Badges?


IZ.

All those in favour of confiscating the letter 'r' from Izzy's keyboard...

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:

boudicca wrote:I think we should start a BRING BACK LEE campaign, complete with badges

Badges?


IZ.

Throw some dry ice into the mix and we're on Planet Dave!

Motz wrote:All those in favour of confiscating the letter 'r' from Izzy's keyboard...

Aleady done, my fiend

IZ.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:steak-and-kidney pie of pukka! (and chips). please.

love you all - back soon.

oh yeah, and the sisters were fucking AWESOME....just in case you were unable to appreciate that fact due to the smoke/not being there (wussses).

always
Lee

He's found a computer and is not afraid of using it.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: love you all - back soon.

Fcuking A!!!

All the best and till soon.

You guys're KILLIN' me.

ahhh bollocks...


there goes the neighbourhood

welcome back Herr Hairless One with the Shades

"Not now James, we're busy"

get yer tattooed, pierced ass back in here with the greatest of speed Lee

He's done WHAT to his arse?

See you soon, man.

cocksucker! motherfucker!

sometims you just realise that you miss something when it hits you right in the face.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

love you all - back soon.

Lee

Lee I should whip your arse for not getting it into a f**king library!
So when's soon? At least some prayers do get answered!

Good to hear you'll be back soon (though I'm out at the moment, really )

Obviousman wrote:Good to hear you'll be back soon (though I'm out at the moment, really )

Shouldn't you be working ?