What would you name it??
Filthy Dirge - goff
Your Eye Out or Shut Your Cake Hole - punk
Widget Maker - Industrial
If you had your own...
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If you had your own rock'n'roll band / industrial groove machine
What would you name it??
Filthy Dirge - goff
Your Eye Out or Shut Your Cake Hole - punk
Widget Maker - Industrial
What would you name it??
Filthy Dirge - goff
Your Eye Out or Shut Your Cake Hole - punk
Widget Maker - Industrial
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner
-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
Mudslide - Metal
Dark Crevice - Goff
No Holes Barred - industrial/trance/punk/perv
Dark Crevice - Goff
No Holes Barred - industrial/trance/punk/perv
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To not know and to ask a question is a moment of embarrassment; to not know and not ask is a lifetime of shame.
"We're Not the Public, We're the Men in Orange Trousers" 
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The coolest band name I've heard was my Mates wee Brothers Band, "Thrashing Cabbage"
.The coolest band name I've heard was my Mates wee Brothers Band, "Thrashing Cabbage"
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I would name my band after my avatar
BLOODY ORCHARD IMP
Song 1: Noisy, Old, and Full of Seed
I'm your orchard nightmare
I'm a viscious breed
Take an apple from my tree
I'll slash and watch you bleeeeeeeeed!!!!!
(please excuse all the blood)
BLOODY ORCHARD IMP
Song 1: Noisy, Old, and Full of Seed
I'm your orchard nightmare
I'm a viscious breed
Take an apple from my tree
I'll slash and watch you bleeeeeeeeed!!!!!
(please excuse all the blood)
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Silver_Owl
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I think Bloody Orchard Imp is my favourite so far.
My rock legends are;
Black Altar - Ambient thrash overlords
Inflatable Fruit - Indie Rock kids
Tuxedo Massacre - Death funk trip hate core.
My rock legends are;
Black Altar - Ambient thrash overlords
Inflatable Fruit - Indie Rock kids
Tuxedo Massacre - Death funk trip hate core.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
Some of my favourite band names include:
Guns n Wankers
Painful Discharge
Pat and the Snow Kangaroos
G-Spot Tornado
Plate O'Shrimp
To Be Announced
Bomb Disneyland
Shelf Life
Beerzone
High Speed Dirt
Men, Barely Alive
Neon Rosebush
Rabbit Hype
Sucrated Protonized Oxygen
Handguns for the Homeless
Hellish Ultimate Horror
Honey Roast Spam
No Felching
Mind Control Division
Randolph Silage Pit And His Exploding Hamster
Dr Foulbreath And The Molten Medicine Show
Bongo Sherbert And The Electrified Yeti Wobblers
God And The Crazy Lesbians From Hell
Joe The Crow And The Birdseeds
Invasion Of The Lego Men
Oedipus and the Mother Superiors
Things that Aren't Food
Mold Growth
Office Beverage Product
The Great Satan
Nothin' Too Wild
Trash with Class
Butt Ugly Vermin
Tipper Gore On Acid
Tabloid Lynch Mob
The Duke Was A Homo
Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band
Cheesy Hood And The Precautions
Bob is 32
Gang Green
Pink Volkswagen
Plain Trash
Trash Alert
Fast Arching
Arching Over
And The Cow Went Yech
Psycho's Mum
Cosmic Orgasms
Radioactive Roller Derby Lesbian Werewolves
Cranial Cheesecake
Terminal Cheesecake
Turbo Slag
Projectile Vomit
A Fridge Too Far
Hyperspace Cuspidor
Dr. Lüst
Son of God's Mate
Hairy Canary
s**t With Eggs On
Dang Wam Sam
Eddie s**t
Haddock Fish Beast
14 Iced Bears
Brief Case Full Of Slugs
Ned Mangle Versus The Robinsons
Emma Gibbs Loves Badgers
Donkey's Scrotum
Blue Bum Snoggers
The Marauding Mutant Headbangers From Hell
Door Marked Summer
Throd
Rancid Hell Spawn
Polished Electric Head
s**t - Only Ten Minutes to Get to Ledbury
Indigo Plankton-Motus
Ned The Sponge
Mad And Bonkers
Fat And Frantic
Poodle Whumpies
Foul Language And The Chicken s**t
Aardvark And The Swinging Testicles
Toggle And The Dufflecoats
Billie Bowel And The Movements
Richard Brown And The House Of The Tragic Poet
Dying On Our Feet
Tee Vee Gospel Hour
Metal In Your Face
Satan On Special
Uzis For Kids
Dan Quayle's Latin Class
Red Hot Punksters Housewives In Heat
Intentionally Uninspired
Grendel's Brother
The Slobber Dogs
Hey Zeus and the Curbfeelers
Zen Dog and the Medium Size Bones
Inexplicable Answers
The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
The String Cheese Incident
The Hamsters of Time
HIV and The Positives
Morton Downey's Lung
The Space Negroes
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Root Boy Slim and The Sex-Change Band
Tommy Trash and the Dumpster Crabs From Hell
Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage
The Four Skins
Love Maggots
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Wolves in Cheap Clothing
The Truth, The Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth, and the Drummer
No Band Tonight
Miners Aloud
Two Bit Horse
Beatles Reunion
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
Sects and Violins
Ten Cent Slammers
A Really Groovy Combo
Gleam in Daddy's Eye
Phucque!
Lame Excuses
Mama's Nightmare
Between the Lions
Eat Me
"We Don't Have a Name Yet Because We Have No Imagination And We Only Know How To Play Covers of Songs We Like But Please Come Watch Us Anyway Because If You Don't The Owner Of This Club Won't Want To Pay Us"
Band X
The Fabulous Flatulations
The Flatulatones
Your Favorite Band
Let's Get Drunk
Live Nudes Onstage
Sexx
Dead Nude Girls
Free Beer
Gonan The Retired Slavic Warrior and His Lesbian Band From Hell
Satan Eats Old Rabid Man On Bread
Mighty Dolphin Crawls With Anger
Jimmy Jive and the Coefficients of Friction
Marshmallow Steamshovel
Red Headed Stepchild
Leather Wearing Bikers On Acid
Closed for Inventory (imagine the sign on the door)
The artist formerly known as Yugoslavia
Name That Band
Open Mike Knights who say Ni
9 mms and Hydrangeas (Guns n Roses)
Thurman Munson Flying School
Guns n Wankers
Painful Discharge
Pat and the Snow Kangaroos
G-Spot Tornado
Plate O'Shrimp
To Be Announced
Bomb Disneyland
Shelf Life
Beerzone
High Speed Dirt
Men, Barely Alive
Neon Rosebush
Rabbit Hype
Sucrated Protonized Oxygen
Handguns for the Homeless
Hellish Ultimate Horror
Honey Roast Spam
No Felching
Mind Control Division
Randolph Silage Pit And His Exploding Hamster
Dr Foulbreath And The Molten Medicine Show
Bongo Sherbert And The Electrified Yeti Wobblers
God And The Crazy Lesbians From Hell
Joe The Crow And The Birdseeds
Invasion Of The Lego Men
Oedipus and the Mother Superiors
Things that Aren't Food
Mold Growth
Office Beverage Product
The Great Satan
Nothin' Too Wild
Trash with Class
Butt Ugly Vermin
Tipper Gore On Acid
Tabloid Lynch Mob
The Duke Was A Homo
Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band
Cheesy Hood And The Precautions
Bob is 32
Gang Green
Pink Volkswagen
Plain Trash
Trash Alert
Fast Arching
Arching Over
And The Cow Went Yech
Psycho's Mum
Cosmic Orgasms
Radioactive Roller Derby Lesbian Werewolves
Cranial Cheesecake
Terminal Cheesecake
Turbo Slag
Projectile Vomit
A Fridge Too Far
Hyperspace Cuspidor
Dr. Lüst
Son of God's Mate
Hairy Canary
s**t With Eggs On
Dang Wam Sam
Eddie s**t
Haddock Fish Beast
14 Iced Bears
Brief Case Full Of Slugs
Ned Mangle Versus The Robinsons
Emma Gibbs Loves Badgers
Donkey's Scrotum
Blue Bum Snoggers
The Marauding Mutant Headbangers From Hell
Door Marked Summer
Throd
Rancid Hell Spawn
Polished Electric Head
s**t - Only Ten Minutes to Get to Ledbury
Indigo Plankton-Motus
Ned The Sponge
Mad And Bonkers
Fat And Frantic
Poodle Whumpies
Foul Language And The Chicken s**t
Aardvark And The Swinging Testicles
Toggle And The Dufflecoats
Billie Bowel And The Movements
Richard Brown And The House Of The Tragic Poet
Dying On Our Feet
Tee Vee Gospel Hour
Metal In Your Face
Satan On Special
Uzis For Kids
Dan Quayle's Latin Class
Red Hot Punksters Housewives In Heat
Intentionally Uninspired
Grendel's Brother
The Slobber Dogs
Hey Zeus and the Curbfeelers
Zen Dog and the Medium Size Bones
Inexplicable Answers
The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
The String Cheese Incident
The Hamsters of Time
HIV and The Positives
Morton Downey's Lung
The Space Negroes
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Root Boy Slim and The Sex-Change Band
Tommy Trash and the Dumpster Crabs From Hell
Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage
The Four Skins
Love Maggots
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Wolves in Cheap Clothing
The Truth, The Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth, and the Drummer
No Band Tonight
Miners Aloud
Two Bit Horse
Beatles Reunion
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
Sects and Violins
Ten Cent Slammers
A Really Groovy Combo
Gleam in Daddy's Eye
Phucque!
Lame Excuses
Mama's Nightmare
Between the Lions
Eat Me
"We Don't Have a Name Yet Because We Have No Imagination And We Only Know How To Play Covers of Songs We Like But Please Come Watch Us Anyway Because If You Don't The Owner Of This Club Won't Want To Pay Us"
Band X
The Fabulous Flatulations
The Flatulatones
Your Favorite Band
Let's Get Drunk
Live Nudes Onstage
Sexx
Dead Nude Girls
Free Beer
Gonan The Retired Slavic Warrior and His Lesbian Band From Hell
Satan Eats Old Rabid Man On Bread
Mighty Dolphin Crawls With Anger
Jimmy Jive and the Coefficients of Friction
Marshmallow Steamshovel
Red Headed Stepchild
Leather Wearing Bikers On Acid
Closed for Inventory (imagine the sign on the door)
The artist formerly known as Yugoslavia
Name That Band
Open Mike Knights who say Ni
9 mms and Hydrangeas (Guns n Roses)
Thurman Munson Flying School
The Scene won't save you...
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That name would of been perfect for the last band I was in."We Don't Have a Name Yet Because We Have No Imagination And We Only Know How To Play Covers of Songs We Like But Please Come Watch Us Anyway Because If You Don't The Owner Of This Club Won't Want To Pay Us"
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Carnage Visors - goff
Bargepole Negative - punk
Jocko Homo - Industrial
Bargepole Negative - punk
Jocko Homo - Industrial
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I've mentioned this before but I better get it in before boudicca tries to copyright it...
Heavy Metal Ãœmlaut
(and our first album will be called "aka Röck Döts")
Heavy Metal Ãœmlaut
(and our first album will be called "aka Röck Döts")
анархия
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I wanted to call my (never-existing) band Biohazard but someone beat me to it.
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Wankshaft
just sounds good'n'rude!
just sounds good'n'rude!
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Das Scheißmeister (German industrial - Rammstein without the subtlety)
FetusFcukers (think Black Flag)
The Lee Harvey Oswalds (completely lacking in originality - 90s US 'Alternative', not far from Ugly Kid Joe)
Mindfcuk
Blood Libel (hard n'heavy, possible white supremacist undertones)
Piston Broke (denim n'leather, greasy biker-type rock)
Slough's Satanic Sixpack (desperately trying to be evil, but they still live at home with their mum)
Sh*t P*ss W*nk Fcuk C*nt (how many rude words can we put in the name - ref. Duchess of York, one night only, circa 1993)
I finally decided what I was going to name my restaurant this weekend -
The Saucier's Apprentice (sorry, felt the need to share that one
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FetusFcukers (think Black Flag)
The Lee Harvey Oswalds (completely lacking in originality - 90s US 'Alternative', not far from Ugly Kid Joe)
Mindfcuk
Blood Libel (hard n'heavy, possible white supremacist undertones)
Piston Broke (denim n'leather, greasy biker-type rock)
Slough's Satanic Sixpack (desperately trying to be evil, but they still live at home with their mum)
Sh*t P*ss W*nk Fcuk C*nt (how many rude words can we put in the name - ref. Duchess of York, one night only, circa 1993)
I finally decided what I was going to name my restaurant this weekend -
The Saucier's Apprentice (sorry, felt the need to share that one
)"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
The Captains of Industry (Industrial, and obvious)
Incense (Trancey junk)
The Good Doctors (Album: Learning to Drive Police Boxes) (Picture of pretty policewoman on cover)
Child Abuse (First Single: "Our Music is Child Abuse in Some Countries")
Men With Day Jobs (Album: "Music is not a Career")
American Idols (Picture of the band as cast in solid gold on the T-Shirt)
Extra Key
The Eisenhower Interstate System
Incense (Trancey junk)
The Good Doctors (Album: Learning to Drive Police Boxes) (Picture of pretty policewoman on cover)
Child Abuse (First Single: "Our Music is Child Abuse in Some Countries")
Men With Day Jobs (Album: "Music is not a Career")
American Idols (Picture of the band as cast in solid gold on the T-Shirt)
Extra Key
The Eisenhower Interstate System
Flowers on the Razor Wire.
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Nightmare Death Syndrome - Goth/Thrash/Speed/Skate Metal
Wriggling Jiblits - Industrial
Wriggling Jiblits - Industrial
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele