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HI HEARTLANDERS.....
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:47
by SISTERS OF THE NEPHILIM
HI HEARTLANDERS, IM 24, MALE, LONG TIME READER, FIRST TIME POSTER HERE. BEEN A SISTERS FAN SINCE BOUT 2000 ( SO IM A NOOB REALLY) MY FIRST SISTERS GIG WAS THE LONDON ASTORIA ONE THIS YEAR. OH DEAR. NEVER MIND. I AM INTO GOTH ROCK (NEPHILIM, SISTERS ETC) AS WELL AS BLACK/ INDUSTRIAL METAL. BIG THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO WEED BOOTLEGS AS THESE HAVE BEEN GREAT. JUST FOT ID SAY HI AS I DONT NO ANYONE ELSE WHO LIKES THE SISTERS, OR METAL FOR THAT MATTER. AND I WORK AT A CREMATORIUM, SO U CANT GET MORE GOTH THAN THAT. HA HA.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:50
by Dark
Turn off the Caps Lock and you'll be welcome here.
Pull up a barstool.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:51
by emilystrange
i know you're all the way over in kent, bu there's no need to shout!
welcome in. please pass on any necro-makeup tips.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:52
by scotty
Awricht
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:52
by SISTERS OF THE NEPHILIM
appologies for the caps. i have no make up tips my girl friend is a chav and its doesnt fit her blinkered view of the world :_
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:54
by Dark
Tsk, tsk. You will have to execute her. I recommend blasting her with good music.
Fetch the Rosetta Stone singles!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 17:54
by emilystrange
from the morticians, not the gf!
Re: HI HEARTLANDERS.....
Posted: 23 May 2006, 18:16
by James Blast
SISTERS OF THE NEPHILIM wrote:HI HEARTLANDERS, IM 24, MALE, LONG TIME READER, FIRST TIME POSTER HERE.
you sure about that?
only joking, welcome
Blast!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 18:52
by rian
Welcome, young girl!
Fresh blood.........
Cheers!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 19:19
by Francis
Ignore him. He's Swedish. Easily confused.
Re: HI HEARTLANDERS.....
Posted: 23 May 2006, 19:43
by 9while9
Welcome!
and now you're one of us
the wretched
the wretched
the wretched
the wretched
sinking
spinning
and in the end
we still pretend
the time we spend
not knowing when
you're finally free....
Posted: 23 May 2006, 19:59
by Ozpat
Welcome and enjoy your stay!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 21:15
by Silver_Owl
Hello mate. Welcome to Heartland. It's alright here.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 21:30
by rian
Francis wrote:Ignore him. He's Swedish. Easily confused.
s**t, I was sure it said FEMALE...
I read what I like to read...
Sorry
Posted: 23 May 2006, 21:37
by Debaser
Allo
Posted: 23 May 2006, 21:48
by Andie
i think it's been said before
but hey...
Awlright!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 21:48
by lazarus corporation
evenin'
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:10
by wild bill buttock
Hello.
I attended a Ouija session at a crem once.It was s**t scarey.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:13
by Silver_Owl
I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:15
by scotty
Hom_Corleone wrote:I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:23
by 9while9
Hom_Corleone wrote:I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
Have you learned nothing from "The Squeegxorcist"! 
Don't mess wif dat s**t man!!!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:23
by wild bill buttock
Hom_Corleone wrote:I attended a squeegy session at one once. Fuckin' spotless when we finished.
Good job you followed us up.All the poo I did must have took some Cleaning up.
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:34
by James Blast
9while9 wrote:"The Squeegxorcist"!
Now own up, that was a desperate post.
regards
a
Bastard apparently... 
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:46
by 9while9
James Blast wrote:9while9 wrote:"The Squeegxorcist"!
Now own up, that was a desperate post.
regards
a
Bastard apparently...
Desperate times demand desperate measures and or posts...
Seamed kinda funny at the time...
bastard!
Posted: 23 May 2006, 22:52
by James Blast
consider yourself well and truly
Spanked! 