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Regular little party central these days. I guess it's the start of the mid-life crisis. Hey ho.

Anyway, fellow HLers, there's a garden party this Sunday at my house (well, you know, me garden), and you're all welcome. All? Did I just say that? :eek: :urff: :lol: Yup. There's a family & friends BBQ in the afternoon, followed by the usual hijinks through the night, so for the sake of arguing I'd say anytime after 8. If anyone fancies it PM me and I can give you details, directions, lists of grog we'd like, that kind of thing. If not, no worries, I'll be battered regardless.

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Planet Dave wrote:Regular little party central these days. I guess it's the start of the mid-life crisis. Hey ho.

Anyway, fellow HLers, there's a garden party this Sunday at my house (well, you know, me garden), and you're all welcome. All? Did I just say that? :eek: :urff: :lol: Yup. There's a family & friends BBQ in the afternoon, followed by the usual hijinks through the night, so for the sake of arguing I'd say anytime after 8. If anyone fancies it PM me and I can give you details, directions, lists of grog we'd like, that kind of thing. If not, no worries, I'll be battered regardless.

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Didn't get enough of the party punishment last weelend? :P

Can I come I'll hop in me private jet..........whoooshhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:
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any particular reason for this Herr Planet? :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:any particular reason for this Herr Planet? :innocent:
Yep. I feel like it. :twisted: It'll help that Mandy succeeded in keeping her job (reapplying for her own job - a staple of NHS management :roll: ) and I've finally secured official regular employment, but we were gonna have it anyway. And it'll be good practice for July. 8) :twisted: :lol:

@ Mr While9 - you can never be partied out. Ever. It's in the rules.
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That reapplying nonsense is complete and utter bollocks!
We're all so fuckin' stressed out by diminishing pensions, focus (cnut) groups, team building exercises (Wank!), new government (small 'g') targets, performance indicators and any other obsticles they place in our way of improving/doing our Fuckin' JOB!

FFS do I have issues!

sorry Dave and congrats :D
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No worries James, all issues sound perfectly reasonable to me, and no doubt to any half intelligient human being trying to help people get better, having been employed to do just that.
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:eek:

Wrong weekend for Deutsche girl. :(

Keep the other one free though. :wink:
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Right on the buggering end of my pay-month, and I've got a meal with Miss Sinister's parents. It would've been perfect otherwise, what with a bank holiday the next day.

Have it large mate, and congrats to you and yours!

Now, the killer question - who'd hire you?! :wink:
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Unfortunately, I'm trapped in this city that weekend. Do ask again when I'm 19 and in Yorkshire. ;)
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Fcuk It PM on it's way

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James Blast wrote:FFS do I have issues!
Could be worse James.

I would grace you with my presence Dave, but Luke's decided to stop Sunday night as well. I'm sure you'll manage without me. :lol:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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If I didn't ken ye Francis I'd have to stab you now. :lol:
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And that hamster got off lightly. The Big Yin would've battered and fried it alive first. :lol:
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Just the delightful Mr Wobble so far. I take it no-one else likes partying til dawn. Pah, wouldn't last five minutes in Amsterdam with MB and DB. :P
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Planet Dave wrote:Just the delightful Mr Wobble so far. I take it no-one else likes partying til dawn. Pah, wouldn't last five minutes in Amsterdam with MB and DB. :P
Hmmm... :innocent:
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Planet Dave wrote:Just the delightful Mr Wobble so far. I take it no-one else likes partying til dawn. Pah, wouldn't last five minutes in Amsterdam with MB and DB. :P
Correctomundo! :|
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Planet Dave wrote:Just the delightful Mr Wobble so far. I take it no-one else likes partying til dawn. Pah, wouldn't last five minutes in Amsterdam with MB and DB. :P
oh come on now Ravey, you know I would come immediatly if you could just provide enough Bratwurst. ;D
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canon docre wrote:oh come on now Ravey, you know I would come immediatly if you could just provide enough Bratwurst. ;D

"Come immediately" and "bratwurst" in the same sentence = :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;D :von:
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SINsister wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on now Ravey, you know I would come immediatly if you could just provide enough Bratwurst. ;D

"Come immediately" and "bratwurst" in the same sentence = :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;D :von:
oh-oh, I seem to provide a few through-balls lately for you sexually fixated Heartlanders. :lol: :oops:


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CLW -
Cathy and Teresa's World of Big Boobs

sorry, am I in the wrong place?
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SINsister wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on now Ravey, you know I would come immediatly if you could just provide enough Bratwurst. ;D

"Come immediately" and "bratwurst" in the same sentence = :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;D :von:
And you call ME "Horrible"
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canon docre wrote:
SINsister wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on now Ravey, you know I would come immediatly if you could just provide enough Bratwurst. ;D

"Come immediately" and "bratwurst" in the same sentence = :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;D :von:
oh-oh, I seem to provide a few through-balls lately for you sexually fixated Heartlanders. :lol: :oops:


:innocent:
I was sooooo tempted to post what Sinny did ... but then remembered, a) you know where I live and b) when angry, arson is one of your favourite things. :innocent:
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SINsister wrote:
canon docre wrote:oh come on now Ravey, you know I would come immediatly if you could just provide enough Bratwurst. ;D

"Come immediately" and "bratwurst" in the same sentence = :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;D :von:
All about cooking again, you people have a one track mind :)
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Johnny M wrote:
canon docre wrote:
SINsister wrote:
"Come immediately" and "bratwurst" in the same sentence = :eek: :oops: :innocent: ;D :von:
oh-oh, I seem to provide a few through-balls lately for you sexually fixated Heartlanders. :lol: :oops:


:innocent:
I was sooooo tempted to post what Sinny did ... but then remembered, a) you know where I live and b) when angry, arson is one of your favourite things. :innocent:
... it's just not nice to make fun out of clumsy phrases from "out-of-towners". and what does it say under your name?

Exactly. ;D

Edit: thank you Zuma.
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I'd love to come :( .......I'd bring the Wife, she'd bring Lolipops 8) , I'd bring drink :D ..............July can't come quick enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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