Should I Mohawk?

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Should I Mohawk?

Yes go for it, YA WIMP!
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No! what the HELL are ya think'in ( it's not Goff )!
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Should I Mohawk?

You can vote now!
Be the deciding factor on whether or not I sport a Mohawk this summer...

I've had many a hair style, from long and straight down to the middle of my back.
To Daniel Ashes circa 83ish rock mullet.
To all cut tight with a very long braid in the back.
Currently the cut is high and tight as we say in Tonga.

well go ahead and vote then.
I'll post me pick if you decide I should... 8)
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Yes, definitely!

I've toyed with the idea (seriously) over the last couple of years, but I suspect I haven't quite got enough hair to pull it off convincingly... :roll: :D
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we need to see a pic first for a thought over, fact based decision. :twisted:
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canon docre wrote:we need to see a pic first for a thought over, fact based decision. :twisted:
No, we don't. Everyone should Mohawk!
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smiscandlon wrote:
canon docre wrote:we need to see a pic first for a thought over, fact based decision. :twisted:
No, we don't. Everyone should Mohawk!
I'm not 100% convinced, I must say.

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yes :!:

planet dave's was always cool :notworthy: :D
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I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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markfiend wrote:I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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markfiend wrote:I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Finally, THAT explains this picture! ;D

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Before I cast my vote : what colour ? ;D
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No, I don't think you should. You need to set a good example for you girlfriend's 15 year old and she's already confused as to what punk is.
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Do it! Do it!
You only live once - and it'll grow back (eventually).
Wearing a hat may also be an option if it all goes tits up.....

Go on, live a little.

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Mohawks are so passe. You should rebel and shave the middle part of your head. Maybe bush out the remaining side parts. Even dye them bright red. That would be a statement. You may get called Bozo, but you at least are not being a slave to fashion!

Why do not more people ask for HL fashion advice?
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Depends on your head shape and facial structure, imho...
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Will it be a thick or thin mohawk?Will it be sticking up like a parrot's plumage?
Whatever I'd go for it.I myself sported a corker up till 2 years ago.It was a very beautiful 2" wide,3" long In black and red with a pony tail at the back.I like to think of it as the world's first Mohawk mullet!
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Everyone should do it at least once in their lives.

If you don't like what you see, you can always get the rest shaved off. Easy peasy, everyone wins.
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Especially "Wahl" hair clippers
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mh wrote:Everyone should do it at least once in their lives.

If you don't like what you see, you can always get the rest shaved off. Easy peasy, everyone wins.

Yeah, but this is the States - if I got a mohawk, I'd probably get fired... :(
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Petseri wrote:Mohawks are so passe. You should rebel and shave the middle part of your head. Maybe bush out the remaining side parts. Even dye them bright red. That would be a statement. You may get called Bozo, but you at least are not being a slave to fashion!

Why do not more people ask for HL fashion advice?
Like this then? :innocent:

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SINsister wrote:
mh wrote:Everyone should do it at least once in their lives.

If you don't like what you see, you can always get the rest shaved off. Easy peasy, everyone wins.

Yeah, but this is the States - if I got a mohawk, I'd probably get fired... :(
Isn't a Girls mowhawk called a Brazilian? :innocent: .......................coat? :oops:
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Tsk, tsk, sir. Not *that* place - the other one, silly! Sheesh! Horrible boy, you are. ;D
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he's worse 'in the flesh' believe me :eek: :lol:
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Really?! Excellent! :lol: ;D
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