26 May 2006 - Hoff's guide to the world cup
Posted: 26 May 2006, 12:15
The Hoff wrote:KAISERSLAUTERN
As a patriotic American, it was my duty and honour to sing for the brave troops at Kaiserslautern's US airbase, Ramstein. In front of a captive audience (I'm not kidding) we whipped them up into a frenzy with the alluring Saucy Ladyboys of Saarbrucker. Then I entered the stage and hit them with my international hit Looking for Freedom. "Its over there," came the reply. "Right up your hairy fat ass, robot boy!" Ah, the honest humour of the American soldier. They're probably all in Iraq now. I'm planning a tour there next year courtesy of my good friends Halliburton. I wonder if they'll remember me? I'll certainly remember them.
