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But snot, are you born with a lifelong quota, or does each cold produce it's own?

If it's the former, then I'm positive that after this doozy of a cold, I'll have used up my life's supply. If the latter, BAH!

If you were never to blow your nose when 'in cold', would your head expand and your eyeballs pop out of their sockets? Would drilling a hole into my sinus' make me feel better (they do it to horses) and if so, pass me a heated up paperclip....

I know it's only a bloody cold but this is a real corker, so bad I even had to say I couldn't go pony patting

Still, I've bought a remote control Dalek, a new mattress, seasons 1 & 2 of King of the Hill, Kate Bush's auto(?) biography, and several new cd's.

I'm rubbish when I've got a cold.

I thought I was the only one who liked King of the Hill, nice to meet another fan of Hank and his smal eurethra

James Blast wrote:I thought I was the only one who liked King of the Hill, nice to meet another fan of Hank and his smal eurethra

I like it too. Peggy & Dale are my favourite characters. Oops, another thread hijacked. Er, hope you get better soon Ness!

I don't know, Ness. Is it possible to buy an element with certain radiation that unswells lymph nodes, and kills bacteria that enjoy the accomodation of my throat?

This probably doesn't help, but according to "Max and Paddy", blokes (albeit of a different substance, produced about halfway down the body) "only get a bucket and a half".

markfiend wrote:This probably doesn't help, but according to "Max and Paddy", blokes (albeit of a different substance, produced about halfway down the body) "only get a bucket and a half".

A bucket and half?That's an average night at "Heaven" for Marc Almond.ALLEGEDLY

wild bill buttock wrote:

markfiend wrote:This probably doesn't help, but according to "Max and Paddy", blokes (albeit of a different substance, produced about halfway down the body) "only get a bucket and a half".

A bucket and half?That's an average night at "Heaven" for Marc Almond.ALLEGEDLY

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Andrew S wrote:

James Blast wrote:I thought I was the only one who liked King of the Hill, nice to meet another fan of Hank and his smal eurethra

I like it too. Peggy & Dale are my favourite characters. Oops, another thread hijacked. Er, hope you get better soon Ness!

I liked that Boomhower or whatever he's called.