Heartland

never seen one better...

http://www.fwfr.com

Students eat meat, pudding.

Nice one.

"Mistah Kurtz- he fat."

In the same vein:

The book-a-minute reviews!

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

Especially:

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/king.shtml

and

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/lovecraft.shtml

and of course

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/ ... view.shtml

IZ.