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07/06/06-Another ***** Joke
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 05:46
by weebleswobble
One night, after a long evening of drinking, Andrew was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.
After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living sh1t out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.
As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 07:50
by hallucienate
Rule #1: Don't put the punchline in the subject of the post, it kinda ruins the ending
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 12:25
by James Blast
I still don't get it...
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 20:17
by mh
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 20:48
by weebleswobble
hallucienate wrote:Rule #1: Don't put the punchline in the subject of the post, it kinda ruins the ending
I thought Rule#1 was
don't talk about fight club?
Duly Edited, call the comedy cops!
and
Blast dinny worry, add it to the list............
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 20:59
by James Blast
d'ye mean dinnae or dinna?
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 22:17
by weebleswobble
dinny-dinnae-gettae as in
GTF
Ta for the help on the Wegie
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 23:22
by James Blast
that'll be Weegie, ya fud
Posted: 07 Jun 2006, 23:38
by weebleswobble
Oh for fcuk sake............
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 01:07
by Petseri
You have been called a fud. I next predict a picture with a bloody knife.
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 01:35
by weebleswobble
Petseri wrote:You have been called a fud. I next predict a picture with a bloody knife.
Knife? We don't need no stinking knife.......
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 18:59
by Izzy HaveMercy
E'en ah spick better Weegie than Wibblywobbly.
IZ.
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 19:02
by Big Si
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 19:05
by James Blast
Australians, dontcha just love 'em?
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 20:47
by weebleswobble
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:E'en ah spick better Weegie than Wibblywobbly.
IZ.
Fair play Wee Man but that be verging on
Mexican
The
MacHeartlanders take all the best of the East/West divide and truly shag it up-anyway I was a West End posh Boy (as if)
Posted: 08 Jun 2006, 20:51
by Big Si
weebleswobble wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote:E'en ah spick better Weegie than Wibblywobbly.
IZ.
Fair play Wee Man but that be verging on
Mexican
The
MacHeartlanders take all the best of the East/West divide and truly shag it up-anyway I was a West End posh Boy (as if)
Haw fannybaws, gies a swatch a yer purse, ya dobber!
