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spot778
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OK it's really, really reaching but this was in the New York Post today
A GROUP of players from the U.S. soccer team, based in Hamburg for the duration of the monthlong World Cup, were checking out the prostitutes in the German city's infamous red-light district Tuesday night. "It's called the St. Pauli District, and the streets are teeming with very aggressive Eastern European hookers," said our spy on the scene. "The team was checking things out in a group and looking at the sex shops and live sex-show places, though I didn't see them go inside. I definitely spotted Landon Donovan, one of the star U.S. forwards." An estimated 40,000 prostitutes ("pretty nasty-looking, a notch below Amsterdam") have flocked to Germany to service soccer fans.
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spot778 wrote:OK it's really, really reaching but this was in the New York Post today
A GROUP of players from the U.S. soccer team, based in Hamburg for the duration of the monthlong World Cup, were checking out the prostitutes in the German city's infamous red-light district Tuesday night. "It's called the St. Pauli District, and the streets are teeming with very aggressive Eastern European hookers," said our spy on the scene. "The team was checking things out in a group and looking at the sex shops and live sex-show places, though I didn't see them go inside. I definitely spotted Landon Donovan, one of the star U.S. forwards." An estimated 40,000 prostitutes ("pretty nasty-looking, a notch below Amsterdam") have flocked to Germany to service soccer fans.

It's one hell of a stretch....... :eek:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I read in some german magazine some south state politician warned the good christian american travelers to germany should not give in to these temptations..
I guess he knows that the mexican whores look much better..
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By the way, this is a topic for general chat, isn`t it?
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spot778 wrote:OK it's really, really reaching but this was in the New York Post today
A GROUP of players from the U.S. soccer team, based in Hamburg for the duration of the monthlong World Cup, were checking out the prostitutes in the German city's infamous red-light district Tuesday night. "It's called the St. Pauli District, and the streets are teeming with very aggressive Eastern European hookers," said our spy on the scene. "The team was checking things out in a group and looking at the sex shops and live sex-show places, though I didn't see them go inside. I definitely spotted Landon Donovan, one of the star U.S. forwards." An estimated 40,000 prostitutes ("pretty nasty-looking, a notch below Amsterdam") have flocked to Germany to service soccer fans.
Over-sexed and over in Germany. :wink:
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eotunun wrote:By the way, this is a topic for general chat, isn`t it?
:oops: Now you mention it...
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"very aggressive Eastern European hookers"

They'd better watch their tackles......
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