Heartland

Create a word, define it and use it in a sentence.

My word is
skanktimonious

Definition: One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and at the same time feigning piety or righteousness.

Sentence: “a solemn, unsmiling, skanktimonious old hag that looked like she was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity� <( butchering of a Mark Twain reference.)

My word is;
Blindy

Definition; when you're unable to decide if it's a windy or a blowy day at the age of 3 years

Sentence; Mummy it's a bit blindy today.



don'tcha love children when they're learning to talk proper like

crib from -
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASI ... 12-1325500

Sarchasm - The gap in perception between speaker and listener

"Judging by his blank reaction, the sarchasm was obviously widening by the minute."

Motz wrote:Sarchasm - The gap in perception between speaker and listener

Well done...
interesting that you chose this.

Whorecraft.

"An act of paying money on a subscription basis for a low-quality product"

"He spent all week playing bloody "World Of Whorecraft""


(teenagers/gamers will get that one)

xD

As if ITZ wasn't proof enough, you sir are a genius

Beaverish.

Used to describe the behviour of a tw*t, as in "That George W Bush, he's a bit beaverish, wouldn't you say?"

Zuma wrote:crib from -
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASI ... 12-1325500

one of my favourite books Dave
ABERBEEG + EDGBASTON are among my many, many faves

One for the men among us:

'Fuckability': a kind of aura a woman radiates towards a certain type of men et vice versa.

Last year at Whitby, there was not a high fuckability rate among the creepy Goth Chicks.


IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:One for the men among us:

'Fuckability': a kind of aura a woman radiates towards a certain type of men et vice versa.

Last year at Whitby, there was not a high fuckability rate among the creepy Goth Chicks.


IZ.

but why just for men? The fuckability rate among goth men isnt usually very high either.

I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads...

IZ.

WILLIMANTIC (adj.)

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads...

IZ.

shouldnt you have went to bed already, IZ?

canon docre wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads...

IZ.

shouldnt you have went to bed already, IZ?

I will. In the afternoon.

IZ.

Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread

robertzombie wrote:Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread

How about Heartlanditis: The ability to drag away a discussion from its topic within seconds

Hey look over there! A distraction!

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads...

IZ.

Obviousman wrote:

robertzombie wrote:Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread

How about Heartlanditis: The ability to drag away a discussion from its topic within seconds

Dis is good....

Obviousman wrote:

robertzombie wrote:Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread

How about Heartlanditis: The ability to drag away a discussion from its topic within seconds

That's a Blastization

*runs*

IZ.

no need

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That's a Blastization

*runs*

IZ.

Isn't that when it happens to a discussion you start, while you don't want it too? Whereas Heartlanditis is doing it to someone elses.

'He felt severely Blastisased because of all the other guys' Heartlanditis'

sounds feasible to me