Heartland

It has come to my attention, through sources who shall remain unnamed (oops!), that 9while9 is in fact working for the phone company Orange.

9while9 wrote:Early Studio Demos

As you can see from the above quote, 9while9 writes the majority of his posts in the colour orange. ‘Why?’ you ask? Simple. Because the colour orange omits subliminal messages that encourages people to switch their phone company to Orange and or change to a mobile phone produced by Orange via suggesting that switching to Orange shall bring you orgasmic amounts of pleasure.

This is not a joke. Repeat: this is not a joke. If you’ve recently switched to Orange, then 9while9 has gotten to your brain. The truth is out there, people!

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For me it's just an attempt to make reading HL a bit more complicated. Orange doesn't go on a light background

De toekomst is helder, de toekomst is sinaasappel (a - somewhat too direct translation - of their slogan 'The future is bright, the future is orange' which they used back in the days while they still existed in Belgium)

Sounds like a David Icke theory to me.

Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........
Muuuusssst buuyyyyyy Orrrrange........

Y'know, there might be something in this!

Cripes. I just drank Orange Juice, although I had planned to drink water. WTF?

Orange Juice is way more expensive than water. Quiffy, expect my lawyers call for compensation.

canon docre wrote:Cripes. I just drank Orange Juice, although I had planned to drink water. WTF?

Orange Juice is way more expensive than water. Quiffy, expect my lawyers call for compensation.

I'd expect Edwyn Collins is feeling pretty annoyed about that too.

Well my ISP just changed from Wanadoo to Orange holy s**t!

I lay claim to the colour orange...it is my raison d'etre.

Debaser wrote:I lay claim to the colour orange...it is my raison d'etre.

You're not alone on that one, especially when it comes to clothing

There Is No Heartland Cabal.

fnord

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Well my ISP just changed from Wanadoo to Orange holy s**t!

same!

My god, it’s already subverted three Heartland members’ minds. Soon their brains shall turn to mush and they’ll have the urge to do only one thing: talk on their phone 24/7 about trivial subjects no one gives two s**t about. This shall cause their telephone bills to skyrocket through the roof, making Orange a pretty sum of money, but they won’t notice due to the brain damage.

We’re through the looking glass people.

nick the stripper wrote:It has come to my attention, through sources who shall remain unnamed (oops!), that 9while9 is in fact working for the phone company Orange.

9while9 wrote:Early Studio Demos

As you can see from the above quote, 9while9 writes the majority of his posts in the colour orange. ‘Why?’ you ask? Simple. Because the colour orange omits subliminal messages that encourages people to switch their phone company to Orange and or change to a mobile phone produced by Orange via suggesting that switching to Orange shall bring you orgasmic amounts of pleasure.

This is not a joke. Repeat: this is not a joke. If you’ve recently switched to Orange, then 9while9 has gotten to your brain. The truth is out there, people!

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Muuuuuuuuuwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
You will never stop me.
never, never, never.
never, newer,
never.

Denken Sie Orange!!!

timsinister wrote:There Is No Heartland Cabal.

hmmmm, i am just watching netherlands vs. Argentinia.


and yes the Netherlands wear orange

shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation

James Blast wrote:shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation

Your avatar, does it not have a...red orange in it? Hummm?

Uh oh, I said avatar.......

Denken Sie Orange!!!

9while9 wrote:

James Blast wrote:shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation

Your avatar, does it not have a...red orange in it? Hummm?

Uh oh, I said avatar.......

Denken Sie Orange!!!

Ginger A Go-Go

weebleswobble wrote:

9while9 wrote:

James Blast wrote:shouldn't this thread be called The Heartland Conspiracy#18?

just an observation

Your avatar, does it not have a...red orange in it? Hummm?

Uh oh, I said avatar.......

Denken Sie Orange!!!

Ginger A Go-Go

Like a true day walker......

Day Walker? With my Skin????

Night Stalker Ya Jobby!!!

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