Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
....apparently there's only one in Scotland, quite astounding considering the amount of Wankers I know up here , seemingly it's because the "Anonymity" of the Doner has been removed by Law, so, it's a Five year waiting list for Women/Couples unless they can provide their own Doner, quite traumatic if your one of the One in Six couples affected.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
scotty wrote:....apparently there's only one in Scotland, quite astounding considering the amount of Wankers I know up here , seemingly it's because the "Anonymity" of the Doner has been removed by Law, so, it's a Five year waiting list for Women/Couples unless they can provide their own Doner, quite traumatic if your one of the One in Six couples affected.
why don't you start flogging it on ebay. the old russian yogurt pot trick
It's got to be easier than going to a clinic and get full of drugs that nearly kill you .................Aye, a wee quick wank is got to be better
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I donated a couple of times when I was skint a few years ago.£10 a time it was,not bad for a couple of minutes work.
I contemplated taking it up professionally but the free porn was crap(Fiesta and Mayfair ffs) and you could only donate every 3 months.Mind you the week in hand wouldn't have been too much of a hardship.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
wild bill buttock wrote:I donated a couple of times when I was skint a few years ago.£10 a time...
See, a Tenner a Toss.............can't be bad
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How could I forget.............a thread about..........
......Man Milk
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
wild bill buttock wrote:I donated a couple of times when I was skint a few years ago.£10 a time it was,not bad for a couple of minutes work.
I contemplated taking it up professionally but the free porn was crap(Fiesta and Mayfair ffs) and you could only donate every 3 months.Mind you the week in hand wouldn't have been too much of a hardship.
I can recommend doing it in the US - the selection of grumble-vids is extensive, $50 a shuffle, and once they know you're english your "stoof" moves to the top of the queue because people like "Cum with Class"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
I'm genuinly amazed that that is all that is on offer, it wouldn't even get you a taxi home from the shooting range. No wonder they are having such a shortage, £10 v a maintenance clain 12 months down the road....um no thanks.
Spiggy's hat wrote:Only £10 a shot, that's nothing!
I'm genuinly amazed that that is all that is on offer, it wouldn't even get you a taxi home from the shooting range. No wonder they are having such a shortage, £10 v a maintenance clain 12 months down the road....um no thanks.
It was many moons ago,a tenner was a third of my dole money in those days and enough to buy Spesh and scrumpy till the next giro came.
Brum uni were offering £25 a "shot" last year,mind you would you really want to follow a spotty student into the same room as he's been loosing his pot-noodle addled man-fat?.
Sadly my donating days are long since over,a man with a scalpel sorted them pesky tadpoles out.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
Yeah, but the great thing about it is that you simply add hot water, leave to stand for a couple of mins, and stir - hey presto, instant baby-puddin'! Much easier than all this freezing in liquid nitrogen mullarky. Of course, it still tastes like crap, but I don't know many people who go to the sperm bank for...
...ok, I'll stop this right here...
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
It's just occurred to me............at a tenner a squirt............over the years.........I coulda bloody well retired by now
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
anyways....
A friend of mine has been to the Centre For Life in Newcastle a lot of times where they do testing, etc, on jizz and says the feeling of pressure, and the embarrassment of handing over the little pot of porridge through the hatch to the awaiting clerk, is impossible to prevent. He has tried really hard to treat it more casually, but still feels like a teenage jerkoff.
I guess it will always be simply laughing matter, although not to those who need such stuff.
in Scotland, quite astounding considering the amount of Wankers I know up here 
, seemingly it's because the "Anonymity" of the Doner has been removed by Law, so, it's a Five year waiting list for Women/Couples unless they can provide their own Doner, quite traumatic if your one of the One in Six couples affected.
