Heartland

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 14:05**

Finally I get the chance to develop my career outside the muchly overrated music business.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I represent Zhejiang HappyGreen Industry Co., Ltd. based in China. Our line of
business includes food produce wholesale, export of fresh and frozen produce
fish and vegetable, seasoning, and many varieties of dry foods. Over the years
we have limited countries where our products are been exported, due to the
quality of our products we have sucessfully some few customers in the America
continent.

Due to the increase in demand of our products in America and Canada, we have
decided to move our products fully into the continent of America. By so doing,
we are searching for reliable persons/companies who can act as a
DISTRIBUTOR/RECEIVING OFFICER and also a medium of reach between our customers
and us in their area of locality.

Note that, if finally aprroved as a Representative of Zhejiang HappyGreen
Industry Co., Ltd., you are entitled to 5% of whatever amount you receive from
customers who are making payments of their outstanding invoices on behalf of the
company. Our account officer in china will convey to you the medium which you
will use to remit any funds received on our behalf less your commission. Please,
to facilitate the conclusion of this transaction If you are interested in being
a REPRESENTATIVE OFFICER in the above location and your locality, do send to us
promptly by email the following:

Zhejiang HappyGreen Industry Co., Ltd.
Email: zhgltd@HotPOP.com

(1) Your full names,
(2) Contact address and
(3) Phone/fax numbers

Thank you for your time.

Respectfully Submitted,
Mr. Dong Wei
Director
Zhejiang HappyGreen Industry Co., Ltd.
23-L,Building A,Guo Du Development Mansion,
No.182,Chaohui Road,
Hangzhou 310014 China

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 14:42**

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 15:13**

Move ever, 501s. It's like the Borg, the Spam Industry is adapting!

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 20:04**

I almost signed up for something identical to this.

Then I looked on a scam site & there they were, clear as day, nearly right at the top with a big *AVOID THIS COMPANY* thingy right next to their name.

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 20:15**

String them along for a bit and then send them this link...
http://www.ic3.gov/

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 20:16**

It's not even worth it. They don't care.

As soon as you reply, they'll have confirmation that your email addy is valid, and it'll be flagged as such on every spam database around the world.

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 20:30**

many varieties of dry foods

that kinda distrubes (sic) me

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 21:33**

James Blast wrote:
many varieties of dry foods
that kinda distrubes (sic) me

Dunno what it feels like to be distrubed, James, but it doesn't sound pleasant.

Then again, you've gotta try everything once.

Posted: **29 Jun 2006, 22:11**

Planet Dave wrote:Dunno what it feels like to be distrubed, James, but it doesn't sound pleasant.

Then again, you've gotta try everything once.

It's rather like a flatmate I met in the halls if residence in first year* and then ended up sharing various flats with through all 4 years at art school.
He was from Armley and had some 'reet kweer ways' Ar Dave, like saying 'distrubed' instead of disturbed, being right into Queen and 10 CC whilst checking out Buzzcocks, The Boomtown Rats

, The Cure and The Fall. He later got into HMHB!

Another of his faves was leaving the passings from his bowel (that he was particularly impressed with) in the pan. These were in our WC and not on a cooking implement in the larder, like.
He wasn't that strange!
My case rests.

* it was 1977 and all that followed

Posted: **30 Jun 2006, 12:03**

Excellent bit of scambaiting here -> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/30/419_plonker/

and some more crackers in the rest of the site

http://www.419eater.com/

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