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has this been posted before? :? :oops:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Goth

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faking suicides/pregnancies

What the smeg is gothic aboot faking a pregnancy?

Surely that be the domain of the CHAV?
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Goths are a favourite target of the Ned monkeys of Scotland. While not actually consuming their goth victims, the neds will encircle them and attempt to counter their depression with skillful debate. Goths also suffer at the hands of the happy-unicorn-sticker. These monsters attack Goths mentally occasionally causing them to smile. Goths are, however, vastly superior to the subform of life known as "Neds" or "Chavs" and will soon be responsible for the eradication of said sub-species.


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Another great article on Uncyclopedia is the baby article that claims babies are a form of STD canonized by the pope for its blessed fight against the evil use of condoms.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Ned monkeys of Scotland
Never in the field of human conflict was so much laughter owed by so many to so few words..... :lol:
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:notworthy: I've never seen uncyclopedia before. That is fooking brilliant. Prediction: many hours wasted...
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Look up Shatner, or Binary, or l33t speak. :wink:
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