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Somebody might get - oooh - 5 seconds of amusement out of this.

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kicked your ass!
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Gemacht!

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die die die :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Did it 8)

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And that's with an 'archery' injury
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Sorry mh, it looks like you're lowest on the HL Hierarchy. :lol:
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Dark wrote:Sorry mh, it looks like you're lowest on the HL Hierarchy. :lol:
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No-one. We called you "wimp". ;)
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Arf Arf...
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It's not my fault I'm a Cake-Eating Mini Monkey.

I was born this way.

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Dark wrote:No-one. We called you "wimp". ;)
So You did? I`d say I`ve got some Club-in-hand kind of authority to change your spelling.. :twisted:
:oops: Well, sometimes I need it..
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