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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi, "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

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IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:A bàààààààààààààààààààààd joke, that one

IZ.

Aye, it's a Forres man talks to an Elgin Mans Dug up here

That one has been doing its rounds here as well but slightly different.
The animal was a pig and the farmer was Belgian...

that was a good one

Okay, I admit I´m not really famous for knowing the latest jokes..
But as jesus liked it, we may see the new Testament may be rewritten, concerning the role of sheepherders?

eotunun wrote: Okay, I admit I´m not really famous for knowing the latest jokes..
But as jesus liked it, we may see the new Testament may be rewritten, concerning the role of sheepherders?

Ozpat wrote:

That one has been doing its rounds here as well but slightly different.
The animal was a pig and the farmer was Belgian...

Nope, the farmer was Dutch

I thought the farmer was Pontius, from the coastal area in Black Sea...