05/07/06 Way Aye Mon
Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 03:20
anyway if this is all that affects her it is nice to hear that she has good health after all..
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Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 09:33
and all this was affect of a stroke
anyway if this is all that affects her it is nice to hear that she has good health after all..
anyway if this is all that affects her it is nice to hear that she has good health after all..
Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 11:39
Re: 05/07/06 Way Aye Mon
Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 17:24
I heard her interviewed an 'ting on Radio 4 yesterday mahhnin, an me no spot anyting patios about her accent, me bro.Hom_Corleone wrote:Fantastic.
Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 17:33
The BBC wrote:The (Foreign Accent) syndrome was first identified during World War II, when a Norwegian woman suffered shrapnel damage to her brain. She developed a strong German accent, which led to her being ostracised by her community.
So it takes a piece of shrapnel in your brain to sound like a german?
Well, remembering the "Party" the germans presented during the world championship so far, we may talk about solid bolts in the head.
I still have to find out how goals affect you in such a way that you have to start honking frantically for several hours when driving a car.
Posted: 05 Jul 2006, 19:45
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air
when she spied a man in the water off the port bow -
clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian
Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the
jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to
change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew
the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men
wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim
at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs,
immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out
and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,
beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the
speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a
hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It
was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the
rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave
actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo
after the world cup. But I see that the England team are
true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship
to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the
Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark
fishing. How's the bait holding up?"
when she spied a man in the water off the port bow -
clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian
Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the
jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to
change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew
the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men
wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim
at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs,
immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out
and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,
beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the
speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a
hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It
was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the
rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave
actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo
after the world cup. But I see that the England team are
true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship
to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the
Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark
fishing. How's the bait holding up?"