Heartland

How many hetero male Heartlanders would sleep with AE for a new CD?

Gollum's Cock wrote:How many hetero male Heartlanders would sleep with AE for a new CD?

By 'sleeping with' do you mean an exchange of bodily fluids and secretions?

I bet he farts in bed

I mean everything. He decides.

Gollum's Cock wrote:I mean everything. He decides.

Little fella goes on top you mean?

I bet he'd hog all the covers too

I'd just hire a street kid in my stead.

lol, he looks like he is riddled with disease..

Gary wrote:lol, he looks like he is riddled with disease..

so.... Yes?


I always tell people wouldn't have to ask twice, but if he did he had to come up with alot more than just a new album. ... maybe a DVD

In principle I probably would (look, I have no shame, and I'd be doing it For The Good Of Mankind), but I can see this being fraught with peril. "Sleep with me and I'll release a new album" sounds a lot like "Of course I'll respect you in the morning." Also, you'd have to put up with the indignity of having the Gnome of Darkness puffing and sweating away on top of you while one or both of the cats watch you from the bedside table, and the look would just be "Dude, I wouldn't even do this for gooshy food".
Of course, you could use the opportunity to purloin a load of Sisters stuff that you could sell on Ebay, and probably get an autograph or two out of it ("For sale - one condom containing Eldritch seed"), so maybe there'd be upside.

Give me the new album first.

I'd just wait a few weeks, fart in bed, then check the Weeding Section. FACT!

What makes you think having sex with would be enough to get you a new album ?

I bet he's more interested in sleeping with Isabelle Adjani anyway.

So maybe if you can get him Adjani...

Gollum's Cock wrote:How many hetero male Heartlanders would sleep with AE for a new CD?

I noticed you never specified which CD, would this be Bon Jovi's New Jersey?

James Blast wrote:

Gollum's Cock wrote:How many hetero male Heartlanders would sleep with AE for a new CD?

I noticed you never specified which CD, would this be Bon Jovi's New Jersey?

Aye.............Vision Thing

scotty wrote:

James Blast wrote:

Gollum's Cock wrote:How many hetero male Heartlanders would sleep with AE for a new CD?

I noticed you never specified which CD, would this be Bon Jovi's New Jersey?

Aye.............Vision Thing

brrroom tish!

I'll set them up, you knock 'em down

The idea of sleeping with Eldritch.. enough to make me swear off males

Dark wrote:The idea of sleeping with Eldritch.. enough to make me swear off males

Gollum, if he does, I'm holding you responsible

Dark wrote:The idea of sleeping with Eldritch.. enough to make me swear off males

Just lie back and let England fade away in your eyes.

Think of the service you'd be doing the rest of us.

Well, you ARE very bad people and need to be punished..
That`l be SSV ever after.

All that wizz Von's necked I doubt whether he could raise one.
I'd let him pull me off,though, for a studio version of "We are the same Susanne"with "Crash and burn" on the B-side.

wild bill buttock wrote:All that wizz Von's necked I doubt whether he could raise one.
I'd let him pull me off,though, for a studio version of "We are the same Susanne"with "Crash and burn" on the B-side.

I can't believe he said that!

I don't want the Voncock anywhere near my ringpiece thank you very much. It's not big and it's not clever.

I'll do top and tails for a 7" of Suzanne with War On Drugs as the B side...

The sanctity of my Chocolate Starfish is not worth an album by anyone

weebleswobble wrote:The sanctity of my Chocolate Starfish is not worth an album by anyone

hom_corleone wrote:I don't want the Voncock anywhere near my ringpiece thank you very much. It's not big and it's not clever.

And you call yourselves "fans"...tcho...

Is he taking his shades off?

Hom_Corleone wrote:I'll do top and tails for a 7" of Suzanne with War On Drugs as the B side...

That one made me do a double take

This is one of those times when I sincerely hope that BaxCorp is a purely Dominion operation