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Tim Sinister - The Man the Legend, the online book
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 10:45
by Ed Rhombus
A Story with many authors.
Once there was a handsome young man by the name of Tim, who.........
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 10:47
by hallucienate
...liked to drink from the bin...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 11:26
by rian
...so much, that he never remember where he's been...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 12:38
by scotty
...or who he'd seen.
He lives in Hull,
where it's very Dull.......
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 12:54
by Ed Rhombus
and he once interfered with an underaged seagull.
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 13:06
by scotty
He recons he's some kind of dancer...
But just mention Some kind of Stranger...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 13:54
by Ed Rhombus
He looked like he was dancing to 'Away in a Manger"
He's the ladies man from the east coast.....
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 14:25
by mh
...but it wasn't the ladies who loved him the most...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 16:38
by emilystrange
one day he joined the heartland host
never dreaming that he'd be given the post
of trying to deflate the odd idle boast
and, as only a boy, of making the toast
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:06
by Izzy HaveMercy
Then he ate an orange...
Beat ya to it, James! 
IZ.
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:22
by hallucienate
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Then he ate an orange...
after sucking a lozenge
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:25
by emilystrange
which he stole from the fisherman's friend
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:44
by mh
and thus the seagull from a few posts up met it's end
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 17:58
by scotty
mh wrote:and thus the seagull from a few posts up met it's end
it stuck in the toilet, right in the bend...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 18:36
by James Blast
and croaked, the lead singer of the Very Things
was known as the Shend
@ Iz Bastid!
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 18:54
by boudicca
Tim's solace was vodka, his one true friend,
And one drunken night he went down to the docks,
Where sailors called "Mandy" proved quite convincing,
In very poor light and their Great Aunt Maud's frocks...
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 21:03
by scotty
boudicca wrote:
In very poor light and their Great Aunt Maud's frocks...
...and his
BIG FUCK OFF GOFF HOMO BOOTS..
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 21:37
by James Blast
scotty wrote:...and his BIG FUCK OFF GOFF HOMO BOOTS
Denied.
Intolerance and bad phpBB stylee
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 21:41
by mh
He's been known to use many a strange smiley
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 23:01
by Big Si
mh wrote:He's been known to use many a strange smiley
And all the while perving over Jo Whiley
Sorry Timmy, but it rhymes
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 23:44
by Johnny M
But a nicer guy you'll never meet
In his Great Big Goth homo feet.
Oh, that cheeky, Timmy pis
sed smile ...
That only comes from that gap in his teeth.
Posted: 10 Jul 2006, 23:54
by Dark
Takes a swig of vodka
Such a drunken goth boy
But he lives by the lyric
"Get pissed, destroy"
Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 01:43
by Planet Dave
Dark wrote:Takes a swig of vodka
Such a drunken goth boy
But he lives by the lyric
"Get pissed, destroy"
Can't beat that so I'm not even gonna try.
Posted: 11 Jul 2006, 08:57
by smiscandlon
There was a bartender named Tim
Who'd fill 'em right up to the brim
He'd have two at a time
With a nice slice of lime
And a sprinkle of salt round the rim
Posted: 12 Jul 2006, 00:01
by mh
Oi!
that didn't rhyme with "try".