Heartland

* Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
* Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."

This and a lot more stuff of the kind can be found here.

but that joke wasn't funny

nor is this:

what do you call 500 lawyers buried up to their necks in the Gobi dessert?

a start

Dammit. James, I´m sorry. Never meant to dissapoint you! Honestly.
I hate myself for that.

The devil's offer
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.














Well, ya FUD........

Which reminds me...

There's a rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest on a cruise ship. The ship starts to sink.
Rabbi: "The children! We must save the children!"
Lawyer: "Ah, f*ck the children!"
Priest: "Ooh, do you think we have time?"