Heartland

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 17:37**

http://www.bbc.co.uk/slink/horoscopes/c ... atch.shtml

is he compatible with liz? or annemarie?

i got 96% with justin..

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 17:52**

54% with the delectable Richard E Grant... hmmmm...

... but then it tells me that I'd also get 54% with the repugnant bucket of sick that is Craig David, because he's born on that day too. FFS, he doesn't even have a real name!

Which all goes to show what the f**king constellations know about anything.

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 17:59**

waaah what day is REG? he's... *drool*

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 18:12**

emilystrange wrote:

is he compatible with liz? or annemarie?

of course I am

Apparently David James and I shouldn't get togeather though

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 18:16**

is that a problem?

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 18:19**

emilystrange wrote:is that a problem?

Well, it kinda knackers my plans for this weekend

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 18:26**

it says nothing about sexual compatability

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 18:46**

emilystrange wrote:it says nothing about sexual compatability

I got some bloke, I think he was a footballer but I don't care how much they're worth my chocolate starfish is my own private kingdom and I shall guard it with my life!

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 18:58**

now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:10**

emilystrange wrote:now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.

Sorry Miss, wasn't paying attention

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:11**

Oh, you guys got boys too?

I thought it was just being clever

Thank fook it wasn't though, what it said about Simon Cowel was definitely bollocks

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:14**

i do pay attention and mine stated...

stanislav lanevski and that compatibility stated him or anyone else born on May 15th...

oh and it was 90% so not bad.

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:18**

I take back the bollocks comment. I got 70% with Jake Gyllenhaal.

But that's not the point...

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:20**

weebleswobble wrote:
emilystrange wrote:now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.
Sorry Miss, wasn't paying attention

sigh. listen. read the instructions. otherwise you'll end up a goth with only cyberfriends..

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:29**

"Scotty's Chance" sounds like a children's book with a moral.

But if the moral gives me 95% with someone I know born today, that's not a bad thing.

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:33**

then i did a random date *cough* and got chris pine...hmm

..."you two would be so sickeningly loved-up, like, ALL the time, you'd make passers-by actually vomit. And you'd be too busy snogging to notice..."

ooo, watch out mr. pine

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 19:46**

emilystrange wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
emilystrange wrote:now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.
Sorry Miss, wasn't paying attention
sigh. listen. read the instructions. otherwise you'll end up a goth with only cyberfriends..

Nope never happen, not in a ..........

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 20:11**

Greugh.

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 20:12**

On second thoughts, I prefer this.

Posted: **01 Aug 2006, 20:39**

What is it about the word 'soon' that drives you up the wall today? You can do it... soon. It will be ready....soon. They'll be finished....soon. Impatience is bubbling up to boiling point with you, and you're finding it really hard to keep a lid on your temper. Get some fresh air and try to get things back into perspective. Waiting isn't that bad... if something's worth waiting for.

Eerily that's just how my day went at work, bloody debtor's not keen on paying up

Though I did demand Â£32,000 from one gentleman, when he only owed Â£700

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