Heartland

be placed in a van filled with s**t and blown up in a controlled explosion.


Him
Cradle of filth

Fuckin' Hell....................where to start ?:twisted:

Can I kick the Ball rolling with:

Coldplay
Magic Numbers
Muse.............................carry on folks

Sandi Thom..if she counts as a band

Feel the love!

Morrissey
Coldplay
McFly
Fall Out Boy

Ed Rhombus wrote:Feel the love!

Never heard of them Ed, are they Goff?

Don't even know where to start, too many to mention, especially with the loads of crap radio I've been listening too over the last month at work

I'm not so sure about the "blowing up" bit, cos it would mean that they wouldn't get to experience the s--- for all of eternity.

Daisy Chainsaw
Dogs d'Amour
Hansen
Ugly Kid Joe
Slayer

Coldplay
Travis
Nickelback
(Modern) U2
HIM
Hue & Cry
Lighthouse Family
Texas
James Blunt
Babyshambles
The Libertines
Red Hot Chili Peppers
M People
Brand New Heavies
etc etc etc....

WANKERS - every single one of them.

The Osmonds
The Jackson Five

b*****ds ruined my childhood.

and Coldplay.......of course.
and 90's LA glam rock bands....Cinderella,Bang Tango,Guns n Roses...etc.
Spandau Ballet
That band that did Agadoo doo doo.
Band Aid
Rock bands in shorts.
A Flock of Seagulls.
Wham

Must...stop..editing.

wild bill buttock wrote: be placed in a van filled with s**t and blown up in a controlled explosion.


Him
Cradle of filth

I already disagree with half you said...

Cradle are an OK band, only their Sisters-NTTC cover was bad. And a bit of overacting, but they are very good IMO.

I can agree whole-heartedly with Scotty tho...

* Coldplay (although with THEM in the van, there will be no place to shovel MORE s**t in)

* The Magic Numbers (hippie inbreeds First Class to the Moon)

* Muse (used to like their style but the last 'effort' is utter bollox)

* Franz Ferdinand, Kaizer Chiefs and other wannabe-Beatles inpersonators (there's only ONE real Beatle left and she eats you for breakfast, arseholes)

* James Blunt (should of better stolen his helmet and shot his heid off back in Kosovo, as far as I care. Piece of whining puppie...)

* R&B s**t: the LOT of 'em, no exception! Only En Vogue and Atomic Kitten may stay, coz' they are real lookers. All the other fur-wearing, golden-chain-laden, granny-sunglasses-donning, dissing-each-other-dumb-and-blind yo-yo buttwipes can keep right off the damn screen and radio. Posers. Flavor Flav puts his alarm clock right in tha' booty and sets it for two minutes to midnight. Shake that, FFS.

* Apop, Xymox and Covenant-crap. All those new synthpop rugmunchers (I learned a new word! Yay!) are even gayer than Modern Talking doing the Soca Dance in Giraffe-colored Spandex during the Berlin Love Parade. Bugger off. Grow a neck carpet and strangle yourself with it. Even better, grow it longer and take your buddies with you.

And I'm in a really good mood today, mind.

IZ.

Covenant?

Tsk, tsk.. one of the first vaguely dark synth bands I heard.. their song "Afterhours" makes the Sisters' own composition seem like turgid nonsense.

Dark wrote: Fall Out Boy

Panic at the Disco....

Hom_Corleone wrote: M People

You know that woman out of M people?I am convinced she is deaf.She sings the same way that the late hearingly impaired Labour MP Jack Ashley used to talk.

Anyway Cradle of Filth...
First in the Van,no excuses,they are crap.I know,I've heard Midian and honestly thought it was a p*ss take.All it needed was a cover of "Bad news" magnum opus "Warriors of Ghengis Khan" to make it the funniest album of all time.IN THE VAN NOW YOU HORRID LITTLE IMP!!!!!!

wild bill buttock wrote:You know that woman out of M people?I am convinced she is deaf.She sings the same way that the late hearingly impaired Labour MP Jack Ashley used to talk.

You shouldn't laugh, but....

A van full of sh-t is too good for the likes of Coldplay and M People.

Erm, U2

I quite liked M People

scotty wrote:I quite liked M People

..and the extermination of all boy/girl band manufactured crap---Yes Keith ALL

The first name to pop into my mind here was
Scorpions (Maybe delay the detonation to let them feel what it is like getting s**t thrown at you).
Them R´n´B fools, the prodedure of filling the van with s**t may be unefective here, just stuff as many of them in as you manage, and boom it goes. Rappers next. That should be good for starters.

eotunun wrote:Them R´n´B fools, the prodedure of filling the van with s**t may be unefective here, just stuff as many of them in as you manage

The real beauty here is that you won't need to fill it full of sh-t - it already will be!

mh wrote:

eotunun wrote:Them R´n´B fools, the prodedure of filling the van with s**t may be unefective here, just stuff as many of them in as you manage

The real beauty here is that you won't need to fill it full of sh-t - it already will be!

Okay, Change of plan: Some of the R´n`B female singers are quite nice to look at. You´ll get a few camels for them in Arabia. Sell them there. Some of the male would make up the choiciest castrates, their voices wouldn´t even be affected. Might be some money in there, too. As long as they stop singing..

Make Coldplay History. Phase 2 of the make poverty history campaign, continuing to make the future a better place for the children.

Now as for this

Apop, Xymox and Covenant-crap. All those new synthpop rugmunchers (I learned a new word! Yay!) are even gayer than Modern Talking doing the Soca Dance in Giraffe-colored Spandex during the Berlin Love Parade. Bugger off. Grow a neck carpet and strangle yourself with it. Even better, grow it longer and take your buddies with you.

Come on, thats a bit silly. Have you even heard the VOLUMES of QUALITY music that comes out of the EBM/synthpop scene? It has some the same issues goth has (I bet as many electronic bands have ripped off vnv as goth bands have the sisters) but all genres have chaff and grain. But seriously I think you are wrong there. I am friends with many hardline goth ebm-bashers and I just don't get it.

I own nearly everything apop have put out, as well as vnv and lots of covenant...if you want some recomendations on GOOD synth then give me a nod, but you seem to have made your decision. Oh well...

Hmm, the only band that have made me react so negativley that I got angry was the streets. The newer stuff...all that my god your fit nonsence. Luckily that crap hasn't assailed my ears in ages now, and long may it remain so.

ps, I like the new muse album, different angle on the same sound, interesting and refreshing.
pps, I got an angry email from a friend of mine (who happens to be a techno fan) bitching about those retards of panic at the disco listing themselves as emo techno on myspace. I still don't get how adding a keyboard player to your lineup, and mixing mindless emo rubbish with boring and unimpressive pop makes you different, special or techno.

Dark wrote:Morrissey

He's as much of a band as you are a set of bastards