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Planet Pluto No More.

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:48
by scotty

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:52
by emilystrange
you're 5 hours behind the darklings there, keef

Re: Planet Pluto No More.

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:53
by 9while9

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Woof! :lol:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:53
by Ozpat
:eek:

So what is Pluto then? A black hole sun, a moon, an asteroid, a meteoroid, a comet? :roll:

A dwarff planet.... :?

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:55
by Thea
I'm SURE they went over this on QI a few years ago....

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:55
by 9while9
Ozpat wrote::eek:

So what is Pluto then? A black hole sun, a moon, an asteroid, a meteoroid, a comet? :roll:

Nothing more than a case of planetary bigotry.

FUD! :roll:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 21:58
by Ozpat
9while9 wrote:
FUD! :roll:
Takes one to know one I guess. :roll:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:00
by scotty
emilystrange wrote:you're 5 hours behind the darklings there, keef
:eek: Five hours behind, Em's, I live in Forres, we still point at planes up here!!

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:03
by 9while9
Ozpat wrote:
9while9 wrote:
FUD! :roll:
Takes one to know one I guess. :roll:

Ozpat, I now promote you to FUDmaster :P :lol:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:04
by Obviousman
scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:you're 5 hours behind the darklings there, keef
:eek: Five hours behind, Em's, I live in Forres, we still point at planes up here!!
Hah! I don't even believe one ever passes back there :P :lol:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:06
by Ozpat
9while9 wrote:
Ozpat wrote:
9while9 wrote:
FUD! :roll:
Takes one to know one I guess. :roll:

Ozpat, I now promote you to FUDmaster :P :lol:
I was expecting something like that you basta'd. :twisted:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:28
by mh
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Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:36
by 9while9
mh wrote:Image
Indeed! :lol:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:45
by Obviousman
Just thought of this: Actually, Pluto never even was a planet, as there's never been a proper definition before :eek:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 22:48
by 9while9
Obviousman wrote:Just thought of this: Actually, Pluto never even was a planet, as there's never been a proper definition before :eek:
That is pure Plutonian bollocks. :P :lol:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 23:08
by eotunun
No reason to be desperate. We got Ceres and the 2003 UB313 thingy as a compensation. I just wonder what the astrologists will do with 2003 UB313 in, say gemini? Will that explain the nasty itch I have in my left hand? :wink:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 23:16
by James Blast
get lives, people! :evil:

Keith, I will huv wurds oan Saturday.

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 23:24
by weebleswobble
James Blast wrote:get lives, people! :evil:
Pot.Kettle.Black

:wink:

Posted: 24 Aug 2006, 23:48
by eotunun
James Blast wrote:get lives, people! :evil:

Keith, I will huv wurds oan Saturday.
Tell them!

Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 07:33
by Pista
Just thought of this: Actually, Pluto never even was a planet, as there's never been a proper definition before

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So how do we know that Earth is a planet then?
Who agreed the definition of a planet?

Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 08:09
by Obviousman
Pista wrote:
Just thought of this: Actually, Pluto never even was a planet, as there's never been a proper definition before

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So how do we know that Earth is a planet then?
Who agreed the definition of a planet?
AFAIK No-one, before yesterday it was just some vague guessing :lol: (and earth is our mother planet so I guess very little scientists would deny that the name planet)

Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 09:02
by Badlander
Pista wrote: So how do we know that Earth is a planet then?
Who agreed the definition of a planet?
I dunno. Go to some scientific world conference and file us a report. :P 8)

BTW my Pluton (with an "n" coz ya know, I'm one of those damn Froggies ;D ) is still doing well, even though he's not named after a planet any longer.
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Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 09:27
by Dark
Let's go to Pluto, the atmosphere's clear
We'll be really cool there with nothing to fear
Let's go to Pluto, it's cold and it's damp
Where children are heroes, death is high camp
I want to see Pluto... I want to have fun
I want to turn blue under an alien sun
Oh let me see Pluto, it seems such a gas
With oceans of methane and petrified grass
Let's go to Pluto
Let's live on the dot
See the bad moon rising in a lunacy knot
Come one let's do Pluto
It's really not far
An unleaded dream drive to the prettiest star
I want to see Pluto, but maybe I'll wait
'Til the world turns to meet its plutonium fate
The days will be long here, the years will be more
Let's go to Pluto like we did before
Let's go to Pluto
Let's live on the dot
See the bad moon rising in a lunacy knot.

Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 10:49
by markfiend
I've been following the story actually. As I recall, the original idea was to promote several bodies to planethood so the list would have been:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Charon, 2003 UB313 (proposed name "Xena" :lol:)

(Pluto and Charon would have been called a double-planet system)

But this list would have been subject to almost limitless expansion as further Kuiper Belt Objects are found, and if asteroids such as Pallas, Vesta, and Hygeia are found to be round (or nearly so) they would have to be added too under the definition they were using.

The revised proposal is for the "classical eight" planets to be called planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) with the others demoted to "minor planets" if spherical (or nearly so) or "solar system bodies" otherwise.

Calling Pluto a planet, while historically* (and for many, emotionally) having its appeal, is in terms of its size (~2300 km diameter) smaller than several moons, including Earth's (Actually, two moons, Saturn's Titan and Jupiter's Ganymede, are larger than Mercury, but that's a different question.)

The new definition is that for a body to qualify as a planet is that:
  1. It must have enough gravity that it is round, or nearly so.
  2. It must be the gravitationally dominant body in its orbital neighbourhood.
Pluto doesn't qualify because it's just one of several Kuiper Belt objects (there may be hundreds, even thousands of them waiting to be discovered) and isn't even the biggest: 2003 UB313 is bigger. And Pluto's orbit (like most of the KBOs) is way out of the ecliptic and quite eccentric.

The Kuiper Belt is where comets come from: if Pluto were ever knocked out of its own orbit, once it got inside Jupiter's orbit it would have a fu'cking impressive tail! A damn sight more impressive than comet Hale-Bopp was if anyone remembers that.

Of course there are some who would argue that there are only four planets in the solar system: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Everything else is too small. ;)

* Historically, under the original definition of "planet", the Sun and the Moon were planets...

Posted: 25 Aug 2006, 11:13
by eotunun
markfiend wrote:...""minor planets" if spherical (or nearly so) or "solar system bodies" otherwise."

The new definition is that for a body to qualify as a planet is that:
  1. It must have enough gravity that it is round, or nearly so.
  2. It must be the gravitationally dominant body in its orbital neighbourhood.
Dave won´t like beeing called a minor or even solar system body, I fear.
We ought to protest. :|