Happy Birthday Missus Scotty

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Pat
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Happy Birthday Margaret.Enjoy your special day :D :D
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Aye, Happy Birthday the missus :kiss: :kiss:

The Three Sisters in Law are coming up today so a good day bitching about Men should be had :innocent: :lol:
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All the best. :kiss:
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Happy birthday here. :notworthy: 8)
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Have an amazing day Mag's, sure Keith will take care of that :D
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lets hope he doesn't..

hb, honey
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Happy birthday :D
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Havea good 'un, Ma'grit. :notworthy:

Keep Keith away from Patricia, Anne-Marie and Liz today. :lol:
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A very happy birthday from me to you :D
Enjoy :!:
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Happy birthday missus Preggers!
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A big Happy Birthday to the most patient wumin in Forres


Hope You Have a Blast

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Most patient wumin in Scotland - at the very least!

Have a good one Margaret!
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My best wishes! 8)
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Happy birthday MA'GRIT! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :kiss:

(Not another year 'til the next birthday though, is it? :wink: )
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All my very best Ma'grit I hope you have a wonderful day.
James xXx
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Have a good one!
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Happy Birthday :D
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I typed in Happy Birthday Margaret in google image search and this came up....(possibly the most sinister birthday greeting I've ever seen).

Image :lol:

Nice mask Keith. :wink:
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scotty wrote:The Three Sisters in Law are coming up today so a good day bitching about Men should be had :innocent: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy Birthday to Scotty's better half...... :lol: :P :D
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Yupp, a happy birthday to you!
Did you make any special wishes for gifts, like a saw for your husbands´ Bass? ;D
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Happy birthday! :D
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Have a corking stonker of a birthday Margaret, maybe ask Keith to drink all your celebratory beers for you, 's'only fair. :innocent: :notworthy:

@ Hom - you're dark. :eek: :lol:
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missus scotty
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:D Thanks folks, had a great day if a little bit sober !!

@ Planet Dave Keith did you proud on having a birthday drink for me!! :D

I'll make sure I make up for it next year :wink:

In the mean time I'll have another banana milk and bit of cake. Cheers :kiss: :kiss:
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Belated happy birthday. :oops: ;D
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Andrew S
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Late again damnit! Hope you had a good one Magrit. :notworthy:
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