Happy Birthday Ethan

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Yeah I know he's not on HL, indeed he hates The Sisters, but he's entertained a good few of you lot in the past, and he's bloody ace! Happy Birthday son. :kiss: :notworthy: 8)
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Awww, bless ;D

Happy Birthday, Ethan 8)
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Happy birthday to the wee man!
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A very Happy Birthday to Ethan indeed. :notworthy: Dave, please, you must post this cute pic of him. (You know which one) :wink: :lol:
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Awrite Wee Man! Image
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Happy McBirthday Ethan!
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:notworthy: NOT. FCUKIN. WORTHY! :notworthy:

You know I want to bake him in a cake and take him home with me, Dave. He is one of the sweetest little kids I've ever met....
I have no idea how he could possibly have anything to do with you :kiss: :P
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PS - I can, for a modest fee, be booked to come down and do a rendition of "We Like The Moon" for him :twisted:

I'm also available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and of course funerals, if anyone's interested... :wink:
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Happy Birthday Ethan.
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Happy Birthday little man: Hip Hip Hooray :D :kiss: :D
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Aye, Happy Birthday Wee Man!!!
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Awww :D

Have the best of birthdays, little one :wink:
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Happy birthday Ethan!

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Obviousman wrote:little one :wink:
everyone is little to you Z :lol: 8)
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James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote:little one :wink:
everyone is little to you Z :lol: 8)
Thankfully I've got bad depth perception so it's small or smaller :lol:
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And Ethan always wins at Top Trumps :lol:
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Happy Birthday Planetoid Ethan.
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That's a point. Is Ethan allowed to be his own planet yet after the Pluto ruling? :|
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Motz wrote:That's a point. Is Ethan allowed to be his own planet yet after the Pluto ruling? :|
Depends what gases he emits :lol:
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Zuma wrote:
Motz wrote:That's a point. Is Ethan allowed to be his own planet yet after the Pluto ruling? :|
Depends what gases he emits :lol:
Probably a methane atmosphere with some kind of organic sludge at the bottom. Scientists are currently debating whether or not it can support life, but are reluctant to send a probe owing to the high risk factor involved.
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Happy Birthday Wee Ethan! ;D

And ain't he a 'satellite' or something, always circling around the Planet?

As long as he doesn't have any rings around him.

I still remember Ms RicheyJames and her Ring-pictures *shudders*

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mh wrote:
Zuma wrote:
Motz wrote:That's a point. Is Ethan allowed to be his own planet yet after the Pluto ruling? :|
Depends what gases he emits :lol:
Probably a methane atmosphere with some kind of organic sludge at the bottom.
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mETHANe!

Bless his heart, that's terrible. He's a sweet-smelling little soul. That foul odour you're detecting is coming directly from his father's feet ;D .
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A very happy birthday from me to you :)
Enjoy :!:
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Aww, you're all fabulous, though the ungratious little git says simply 'but The Sisters are rubbish Dad, why can't you all be on the Rammstein forum?' :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: Rammstein he likes, pyro tendencies at such an early age. Bless. :twisted:

And after the amount of crap he's consumed today, he sure as hell does smell! But he got a bubble machine and a BIIIG bubble sword, so I don't care, I've been happy in the garden all evening.

He does say thank you. :notworthy:

Jess, you mean
<====== this one? :twisted:
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