Heartland

the sisters are like a child that sits staring intently forward while it is poked with all manner of sticks, pushed around and generally made fun of THEN occasionally it'll shout f**k OFF in a really loud voice and then go back to its intent staring, oblivious to all that surrounds it.

we all have the sticks, ignores us all and this makes us all the more vehement in our demands.

how long befoe he cracks?

Oh lord, another fud with metaphor-heavy posts..

Welcome anyway.

thank you very much, it's not a metaphor. i was round there last night poking away and getting told to f**k off! anyway, been hanging around here ages and finally posted. hello everyone!

Well you got the topic right anyway

theyoungbrain wrote:thank you very much, it's not a metaphor. i was round there last night poking away and getting told to f**k off! anyway, been hanging around here ages and finally posted. hello everyone!

Welcome Ya Fud, smoke 'em if you got 'em

theyoungbrain wrote:the sisters are like a child that sits staring intently forward while it is poked with all manner of sticks, pushed around and generally made fun of THEN occasionally it'll shout f**k OFF in a really loud voice and then go back to its intent staring, oblivious to all that surrounds it.

we all have the sticks, ignores us all and this makes us all the more vehement in our demands.

how long befoe he cracks?

crystal meth or the "Bad" acid?

theyoungbrain wrote:thank you very much, it's not a metaphor. i was round there last night poking away and getting told to f**k off! anyway, been hanging around here ages and finally posted. hello everyone!

Someone told you last night to f**k off, yet today was your first post. Some details must be missing.

Other than that, welcome.

theyoungbrain wrote:i was round there last night poking away and getting told to f**k off! anyway

sounds like an interesting night. did you get her name at least?

anyhoooo...

hello 'n' welcome, and be prepared to be called a FUD many times. it's almost a rite of passage by now.

mh wrote:

theyoungbrain wrote:i was round there last night poking away and getting told to f**k off! anyway

sounds like an interesting night. did you get her name at least?

anyhoooo...

hello 'n' welcome, and be prepared to be called a FUD many times. it's almost a rite of passage by now.

ACE!

oh, thank you all, you're too kind!

Hello and welcome to HL.

theyoungbrain wrote:oh, thank you all, you're too kind!

I'm not

James Blast wrote:

theyoungbrain wrote:oh, thank you all, you're too kind!

I'm not

Oh he is.....

weebleswobble wrote:

James Blast wrote:

theyoungbrain wrote:oh, thank you all, you're too kind!

I'm not

Oh he is.....

So long as you keep him away from the knives he's perfectly alright.

handle with care

Hello and welcome.

I won't call you fud......yet!

mh wrote:

weebleswobble wrote:

James Blast wrote:I'm not

Oh he is.....

So long as you keep him away from the knives he's perfectly alright.

Feed him lot's of pakora and tell him you've got big boobs, and you'll be just fine

Big Si wrote:

mh wrote:

weebleswobble wrote: Oh he is.....

So long as you keep him away from the knives he's perfectly alright.

Feed him lot's of pakora and tell him you've got big boobs, and you'll be just fine

Is that what worked for you?

sisters are special.... as in 'challenged' ?

Hello theyoungbrain

Interesting first post

theyoungbrain wrote:the sisters are like a child that sits staring intently forward while it is poked with all manner of sticks, pushed around and generally made fun of THEN occasionally it'll shout f**k OFF in a really loud voice and then go back to its intent staring, oblivious to all that surrounds it.

we all have the sticks, ignores us all and this makes us all the more vehement in our demands.

how long befoe he cracks?

A twenty-five year old child, that is!
Well, Eldo cracking? Don´t think so. Andrew carries the sisters on, burning more than a few people out didn´t make the band break..
Don´t worry too much, and welcome.

he's does look a bit like an egg these days so he might crack eventually.

and ive been lurking in this bog of eternal stench for quite a while but WTK is FUD?????
scuse my ignorance, im a londoner, by birth not choice i might add!

oops typo alert, that s/be WTF

Slowly but surely the Fud-thing is one for the FAQ..