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Mr. Wah
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Last Wednesday night (technically Thursday morning c. 00.30), not being in the mood for sleeping, I went out to Hong Kong's bar district, Lan Kwai Fong. Had a couple of drinks in one bar, then took a look in one of the clubs across the road.

I had another couple of drinks in this place, then I was approached by a guy from Germany. It must have been about 2.00 - 2.30am by this stage. After chatting to him for a bit, I bought he and I a drink each.

This is the end of the night, so far as my memory is concerned. When I woke up, I had a b'stard of a hangover and found a credit card slip mysteriously signed in a different bar, at almost 3.00am. My credit cards, while still intact, were all put in my wallet upside down. There was also a rejected cash withdrawal slip in there. Somewhat surprising since I was not pissed out of shape at the time I lost my memory.

Upon closer inspection of my house, some things (not of great value) had been removed. Later, given the state of disarray inside my wallet, I telephoned my banks in the UK and found that I had removed c. GBP200 twice from one account in the space of 2 minutes, and had tried - but failed - to remove a further GBP200 from another account. This was all after 4.00am I believe.

I asked the security at my apartment block to describe the circumstances in which I had returned. Initially, they told me that I had returned alone and entered the building having first been violently ill outside (don't know why but I did find that detail amusing). When I pointed out that this was unlikely bearing in mind that my house had been robbed, further consultation revealed that I had come home with a Chinese woman.

So, I went to the Police and an investigation is now underway. Since then, I have talked with a few people and looked for similar cases on the net. "Strangely", this has happened a lot in Hong Kong...

Which drug is now the only question.
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Fuckin' Hell :eek: :eek:

Glad to hear you are OK.

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I'm fine. I take it as a lesson learnt fairly cheaply. Cheaply, when you consider that I lost about 400 quid, compared to the 1000 - 1500 that often goes missing.

I'm even beginning to see the funny side of it...
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:eek: :eek: ....Fortunately nothing worse happened to you!!!

By the way; so the German guy later turned out to be
a Chinese woman? :lol: :wink:
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Sounds (to an undeducated guess) like rohypnol. :urff:

Glad you're OK though.
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markfiend wrote:Sounds (to an undeducated guess) like rohypnol. :urff:

Glad you're OK though.
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Mark is that your drug of choice when you go out dressed
as a German Chinese woman? :?: :P :lol:
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Ketamine? does the stuff get used for maneuvers like that?
If you get his name, let the german Heartland fraction give him the what for..
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He´ll never leave his house again!
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9while9 wrote:Mark is that your drug of choice when you go out dressed
as a German Chinese woman? :?: :P :lol:
A vodka martini for me and a roofie collada for the lady ;)
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:eek: :urff:

f**k, not something I'd fancy to run in to :urff:

Glad to hear you're okay yourself indeed though!
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It's all going Bonkers in Honkers...to Joe Bananas and make mine a Long Island Ice Tea! (then again maybe not) :urff:
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weebleswobble wrote:It's all going Bonkers in Honkers...to Joe Bananas and make mine a Long Island Ice Tea! (then again maybe not) :urff:
Ah, but then Joe Banana's is in Wan Chai (a hive of prostitution, drunkenness and general debauchery, for those of you who don't know). I'd have been less surprised if this had happened in WC.
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Mr. Wah wrote: Which drug is now the only question.
Firstly welcome back Mr. Wah! :D
Wow! What an experience indeed!
By the sounds of things you are okay.

Hope this is of any help...know your drugs
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are you sure you didn't go out dressed as your avatar?
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Mr. Wah wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:It's all going Bonkers in Honkers...to Joe Bananas and make mine a Long Island Ice Tea! (then again maybe not) :urff:
Ah, but then Joe Banana's is in Wan Chai (a hive of prostitution, drunkenness and general debauchery, for those of you who don't know). I'd have been less surprised if this had happened in WC.
Indeedly, LKF was always the trendy option but Wan Chai was FUN. Pity the Beer Castle closed (not that I'd be back anytime soon).
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James Blast wrote:are you sure you didn't go out dressed as your avatar?
I may have gone home with my avatar... I await the CCTV footage.
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Ozpat wrote::eek: :eek: ....Fortunately nothing worse happened to you!!!

By the way; so the German guy later turned out to be
a Chinese woman? :lol: :wink:
well :eek: :eek: just imzgine thazt a pretty chinese woman would turn out to be a german guy :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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stefanmoermans wrote:
Ozpat wrote::eek: :eek: ....Fortunately nothing worse happened to you!!!

By the way; so the German guy later turned out to be
a Chinese woman? :lol: :wink:
well :eek: :eek: just imzgine thazt a pretty chinese woman would turn out to be a german guy :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:notworthy: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
Though that wouldn´t be a pretty chinese woman.
Rather an impressive, big, hairy chinese woman..
That´s hardly pretty..
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stefanmoermans wrote:
Ozpat wrote::eek: :eek: ....Fortunately nothing worse happened to you!!!

By the way; so the German guy later turned out to be
a Chinese woman? :lol: :wink:
well :eek: :eek: just imzgine thazt a pretty chinese woman would turn out to be a german guy :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:urff: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Okay....nice one Stefan.
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