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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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RicheyJames
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right, i've been away for a while but worry not for i have been using my time to solve some of pop's great imponderables. you know the sort of thing:

q. why does it always rain on me?
a. you keep leaving your umbrella on buses

q. why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
a. my pockets are full of worms

q. voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
a. errr... je m'appelle richey...je suis anglais...j'habite a leciester...errr...ou est le gare?

anyone got any more?
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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pikkrong
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You are from Leicester? I have been there for 2 weeks. I have relatives there. (This remark may sound stupid for you, Englishmen, but think that I'm from the edge of the world.)
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n'Emolicia
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I've been wondering if the "vision thing"
is in reference to the Hubble Telescope??

What'd'ya'll think?
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Debaser
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Q. Should I Stay or Should I Go?


A. Well considering the fact that if you stay there will be trouble but if you go it will be double, staying put is probably best.
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Debaser
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Q. Do you know the way to San Jose?

A. Let me think, if you go straight down here to the junction and take a right. Go past the bank then about three blocks....Oh, let me hop in, it'll be easier all round.


I'm here all week, folks
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EvilBastard
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q. Don't you want me (baby)?
a. Well, while it's certainly the case that I was in a dead-end job when we met, and while the intervening time has not been without its charms, I'm afraid the answer is "no". Apart from anything else, I've been on an assertiveness course and I am no longer inclined to have anything to do with anyone who refers to me as "baby".

q. Can I get a witness?
a. Not a bloody chance. I didn't see nuffink.

q. Will you wear it when I'm gone?
a. Computer says "no".
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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Izzy HaveMercy
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Or answer a question with another question:

"Wake me up before you go-go"

"How do we sleep while our beds are burning?"

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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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If music be the food of love are you the indigestion? ;D
The Chancer Corporation
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Andie
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Q. Is she really going out with him?
A. yeah, all the gorillas down my street have a bird, or so it would seem

Q. Why do you think they call it dope?
A. Because any other name wouldn't have the desired effect :innocent:
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emilystrange
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how do i know if he really loves me?

umm.. answers on a postcard
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James Blast
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Q. Get Down On It
A. No
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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Izzy HaveMercy
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"Question: Why is it, that every time I turn on the fuckin' radio, I hear the same 5 fuckin' songs, 15 times a day, for 3 months... man, funk dat ... get a new DJ."

You are listening to Radio 1 again aren't you?

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James Blast
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nope, Planet Rock all da way :D
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
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matty
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Q. "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"

A. Yes, repeatedly... and I'm not a violent man usually
Let's drink to the dead lying under the water, and the cost of the blood on the driven snow.
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Batty Von Blingtrash
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Debaser wrote:Q. Should I Stay or Should I Go?


A. Well considering the fact that if you stay there will be trouble but if you go it will be double, staying put is probably best.
:lol: :lol:
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Q: "Do ya think I'm sexy?"

A: You're a fifty-five year old man with a haircut like a parakeet and pink leopard-print tights on. That should answer your question.
"Vengeance. Justice. Fire and blood.."
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Izzy HaveMercy
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DeWinter wrote:Q: "Do ya think I'm sexy?"

A: You're a fifty-five year old man with a haircut like a parakeet and pink leopard-print tights on. That should answer your question.
Q: Don't you want my body?

A: Yeap, for science or a freak show.

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Q- How soon is now?

A - Well really rather more shortly than you may have anticipated - immediately almost...
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
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Izzy HaveMercy
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splintered thing wrote:Q- How soon is now?

A - Well really rather more shortly than you may have anticipated - immediately almost...
A: you mean, mr Morrissey, as in how soon I want you to quit the music business? Still not soon enough :lol:

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DeWinter
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: A: you mean, mr Morrissey, as in how soon I want you to quit the music business? Still not soon enough :lol:

IZ.
Ooh, you..you...aargh!! :twisted:
"Vengeance. Justice. Fire and blood.."
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Izzy HaveMercy
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DeWinter wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: A: you mean, mr Morrissey, as in how soon I want you to quit the music business? Still not soon enough :lol:

IZ.
Ooh, you..you...aargh!! :twisted:
Hafta admit I was waiting for you ;D

Anyhoo, never liked the man, always glad his fans are, overall, a bunch of nice people! :)

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emilystrange
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what's the story, morning glory?
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James Blast
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bonersville, iinit?
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~ Peter Steele
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Maisey
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Q: Who are you?

A. Mr/Ms/Mrs [delete as appropriate]
Surname:______________________
Forename:_____________________
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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James Blast
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Q. Can't touch it!
A. Wanna fuckin' bet?
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