I'll start.
Lightly Salted is the best Tortilla chip flavour.
Talking Ball Ox
At Barman Blast's suggestion. Let's just talk sh!te here. No politics. No religion. No baiting.
I'll start.
Lightly Salted is the best Tortilla chip flavour.
I'll start.
Lightly Salted is the best Tortilla chip flavour.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Steve McLaren will be the most popular, long serving and successful England Manager of all time.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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9while9
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I really can't stand all this nonsensical jabbering. 
And I'm much to upper crust to participate in such tom foolery.
And on the subject of OX, check out my new OX logo >
and web site > http://www.oz2designs.com/beta/NewOxGym
And I'm much to upper crust to participate in such tom foolery.
And on the subject of OX, check out my new OX logo >
and web site > http://www.oz2designs.com/beta/NewOxGym
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner
-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
-Me, I'm inspired by my DarkAngel.
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weebleswobble
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9 is a cnut 
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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nick the stripper
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James Blast
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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Purple Light
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Very dry garden soil should never be smoked.
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
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nick the stripper
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Thanks for the tip, but it's come a little too late.Purple Light wrote:Very dry garden soil should never be smoked.
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weebleswobble
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Anthea Turner's
Top Ten Tips
Here are Anthea's top ten tips for keeping an ideal home. Follow them and you too can become a perfect housewife or househusband...
1. You can’t run a home that’s a mess, so first of all you have to de-clutter it. If it’s not beautiful, useful or seriously sentimental, it goes. Charity shop or bin - you decide!
2. There's no getting away from it: you have to clean. People who say "oh, my house is a bit of a mess, but I’m really clean" are talking rubbish because you can’t have a tidy house if it’s not clean.
3. Make the house into a home. Consider your house from an aesthetic point of view. Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference.
4. Run a home like you would a small business and treat it with the same seriousness. If you’re job-juggling, then it’s obviously more difficult than if you're a full-time housewife/husband. If you are a housewife, take pride in that.
5. Storage is important. Whether it’s cushions you only use outside in the summer, or blankets that only come out in the winter, you’ve always got to think of where to store them. Try vacuum-packing to save space. Wicker baskets are marvellous for putting things in. If everybody knows where everything is kept you can avoid wasting time looking for things.
6. Think about how you run your home. Could it be done more efficiently? In the series, one househusband keeps all his shoe-cleaning things in a lounge drawer but, of course, he cleans his shoes in the kitchen. Be practical.
7. It’s also about team work. When children get to a certain age they can help by putting dirty washing in the right place and making their own beds. The first rule of management is delegation. Don’t try and do everything yourself because you can’t.
8. Don't use too many household cleaning products which are harmful to the environment. Try cleaning with vinegar, or just use one damp cloth swilled in cold water and one dry cloth. For cleaning windows and mirrors, you can’t beat scrunched-up newspaper, dampened down with some white vinegar and water.
9. Avoid wastage. If you’re cutting up a lemon, put the left-over half into the dishwasher. It adds a little ting and sparkle in your wash.
10. Domestic paperwork (bills, guarantees, insurance) is very important, so don't avoid it! A proper family diary with everyone’s events and parties in it really helps organise the household.
She is such a cnut....
Top Ten Tips
Here are Anthea's top ten tips for keeping an ideal home. Follow them and you too can become a perfect housewife or househusband...
1. You can’t run a home that’s a mess, so first of all you have to de-clutter it. If it’s not beautiful, useful or seriously sentimental, it goes. Charity shop or bin - you decide!
2. There's no getting away from it: you have to clean. People who say "oh, my house is a bit of a mess, but I’m really clean" are talking rubbish because you can’t have a tidy house if it’s not clean.
3. Make the house into a home. Consider your house from an aesthetic point of view. Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference.
4. Run a home like you would a small business and treat it with the same seriousness. If you’re job-juggling, then it’s obviously more difficult than if you're a full-time housewife/husband. If you are a housewife, take pride in that.
5. Storage is important. Whether it’s cushions you only use outside in the summer, or blankets that only come out in the winter, you’ve always got to think of where to store them. Try vacuum-packing to save space. Wicker baskets are marvellous for putting things in. If everybody knows where everything is kept you can avoid wasting time looking for things.
6. Think about how you run your home. Could it be done more efficiently? In the series, one househusband keeps all his shoe-cleaning things in a lounge drawer but, of course, he cleans his shoes in the kitchen. Be practical.
7. It’s also about team work. When children get to a certain age they can help by putting dirty washing in the right place and making their own beds. The first rule of management is delegation. Don’t try and do everything yourself because you can’t.
8. Don't use too many household cleaning products which are harmful to the environment. Try cleaning with vinegar, or just use one damp cloth swilled in cold water and one dry cloth. For cleaning windows and mirrors, you can’t beat scrunched-up newspaper, dampened down with some white vinegar and water.
9. Avoid wastage. If you’re cutting up a lemon, put the left-over half into the dishwasher. It adds a little ting and sparkle in your wash.
10. Domestic paperwork (bills, guarantees, insurance) is very important, so don't avoid it! A proper family diary with everyone’s events and parties in it really helps organise the household.
She is such a cnut....
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Brideoffrankenstein
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f**k being a domestic goddess, I'll wash up when I feel like it
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MadameButterfly
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Try dried up leaves from the marijuana plant.nick the stripper wrote:Thanks for the tip, but it's come a little too late.Purple Light wrote:Very dry garden soil should never be smoked.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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ormfdmrush
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Stoned Age is an ultimate movie
they drink "Ox 45" beer there
they drink "Ox 45" beer there
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James Blast
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Kensington High Street
and what rules are we playing by, Mortimer's Conversion perchance?
and what rules are we playing by, Mortimer's Conversion perchance?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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weebleswobble
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He thrusts his fist against the post but still insists he sees the ghost
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."