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Will women be forced to resort to foreign sperm??
http://content.msn.co.in/Lifestyle/Heal ... 6_1849.htm

Will it never end?

Your mother and I have talked and we both agree it's time for you to get some sleep - and tomorrow you are to put your focus on that "to do" list which you keep avoiding!

I'd sleep if I could.

nick the stripper wrote:I'd sleep if I could.

Seconded! Like said before somewhere.....'too much Vodka in my bloodstream'....

Too much blood in his vodkastream.

And who cares? Spunk is spunk.

Dark wrote:Too much blood in his vodkastream.

And who cares? Spunk is spunk.

Hence forth Dark will be know as Spunky.

How about this one for a diversion:



Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

'I'm not a pervert'

"And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed. "

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html

What is even more surprising to me is I find this love affair to be sort of, well, sweet.

DarkAngel wrote:How about this one for a diversion:



Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

'I'm not a pervert'

"And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed. "

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html

What is even more surprising to me is I find this love affair to be sort of, well, sweet.

None.More.Perverted.

weebleswobble wrote:

DarkAngel wrote:How about this one for a diversion:



Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

'I'm not a pervert'

"And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed. "

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html

What is even more surprising to me is I find this love affair to be sort of, well, sweet.

None.More.Perverted.

DarkAngel wrote:How about this one for a diversion:



Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

'I'm not a pervert'

"And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed. "

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html

What is even more surprising to me is I find this love affair to be sort of, well, sweet.

The mobs got the wrong end of the stick when the godfather said Cindy was sleeping with the fishes...

nick the stripper wrote:

DarkAngel wrote:How about this one for a diversion:



Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

'I'm not a pervert'

"And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed. "

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html

What is even more surprising to me is I find this love affair to be sort of, well, sweet.

The mobs got the wrong end of the stick when the godfather said Cindy was sleeping with the fishes...

IT'S NOT A FISH > but very funny anyway.......

nick the stripper wrote: The mobs got the wrong end of the stick when the godfather said Cindy was sleeping with the fishes...

You rang?

9while9 wrote:IT'S NOT A FISH > but very funny anyway.......

DON'T GET PEDANTIC, MOTHERFUCKER.

nick the stripper wrote:

9while9 wrote:IT'S NOT A FISH > but very funny anyway.......

DON'T GET PEDANTIC, MOTHERFUCKER.

I, (long pause) I, (pause) don't think, (pause) your tiny tool, (long pause)
will be of much help.

I'll make pixy dust out of your shotgun - literally - I CHI CHI CHA!

And if that don't work...

nick the stripper wrote:

I'll make pixy dust out of your shotgun - literally - I CHI CHI CHA!

I will Voodo your Leprichan with my Evil Pinhead Bobble Head.

nick the stripper wrote:And if that don't work...

HULK smash tank.

Jezziz! another one of your soapbox topics Mrs. 9w9, where will it end...

Let's try to get back on the first good derail -




Isn't he just adorble. Admit it, you want to hug him too!

Awwww -wwww

So cute. Do dolphins make better husbands??

DarkAngel wrote:Isn't he just adorble. Admit it, you want to hug him too!

I want' to do more than just hug him.

j/k j/k j/k

James Blast wrote:Jezziz! another one of your soapbox topics Mrs. 9w9, where will it end...

First off James - you will henceforth refer to me as Ms. Angel and 9 as Angel's boytoy.

Second: Admit it, this dolphin could be your soulmate:

You really are a total menace.

James Blast wrote:You really are a total menace.

(smooch)