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.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???

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And Girls with them big fuckin' pink furry stearing wheel covers.........they get right on my Nipples so they do...................and Debs..........you leave my Nipples alone :twisted: :lol:
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What about motorcyclists with stick-on floppy ears on their helmets?

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scotty wrote:.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???
HellBitchBoss has one of them on her Beetle, go figure, sorry Rafster ;D
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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???
HellBitchBoss has one of them on her Beetle, go figure, sorry Rafster ;D
...So has Our Lass. Was on my car when I bought it, was more than happy to part with it :eek:

The Mickey -head that is, not Our Lass.
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scotty wrote:...................and Debs..........you leave my Nipples alone :twisted: :lol:
Oi! But you don't hate it when I do that! :twisted:
scotty wrote:And Girls with them big fuckin' pink furry stearing wheel covers.........
Eeewww! :urff: How about those big furry dice blocks they have dangling on the rearview mirror? :urff:

Haven't seen any Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, though.
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...people who press a button repeatedly for something in public, when repeated pressing has no effect ie: crossing the road, waiting for a lift.

...the use of the phrase "random"...ie "i can't believe i saw him there, how random is that?". you guys...go figure.... ;D
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scotty wrote:.........those wee things like Golf Balls with Mickey Mouse Ears that people stick on their Car Aerials, WTF???

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And Girls with them big fuckin' pink furry stearing wheel covers.........they get right on my Nipples so they do...................and Debs..........you leave my Nipples alone :twisted: :lol:
What about the people with bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be...(fishing, windsurfing, watching Fulham)"? Ever get the urge to scratch the legend "So why the f*ck aren't you doing that, motherf*cker, instead of getting in my f*cking way?!" in the paintwork underneath?

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Any bumper stickers at all.

OK "Baby On Board" ones, I can see the rationale, but does anyone really think that the dickhead tailgating them is going to see it and think "Oh, I'll drive carefully for a change then"?

But the take-off versions, like "Babe On Board" -- 90% of the cars with that on are driven by total munters for a start...
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"Princess On Board" I can actually understand having dated a single mother with a four and a half year old spoilt little madam.

38 GG has a lot of explaining to do, in my life! :|
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markfiend wrote:OK "Baby On Board" ones, I can see the rationale, but does anyone really think that the dickhead tailgating them is going to see it and think "Oh, I'll drive carefully for a change then"
:lol: Took the words right out of my mouth :notworthy:

I always think of it as a lame-ass attempt on behalf of the dad to tell the world how virile he is. Since once you have kids and need room for a cot in the back seat you can't declare it with a penis-extension sports car... :lol: :roll:
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That stupid little "searching torch" icon that microsoft use to give you a sliver of hope that you will find your file.

wtf?

Or the annoying little office assistant thing.
Where is the option that says "kill"?

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I hate it when the band I really like doesn't release anything for over 10 years, tours intermittently and has sound problems at the only gigs I go to.

Oh.

:oops:

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streamline wrote:I hate it when the band I really like doesn't release anything for over 10 years, tours intermittently and has sound problems at the only gigs I go to.
I think this obviously shabby combo should be named and shamed :twisted:
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Damn straight, James. You wouldn't get that from Westlife!
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boudicca wrote:Damn straight, James. You wouldn't get that from Westlife!
Mind you, would shoddy sound at a Westlife gig be a bad thing? :lol:
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what are a west life, please? :oops:
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More to the point, would Von sitting on a stool during the gig and periodically clicking his fingers in a choreographed manner be a bad thing?
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boudicca wrote:More to the point, would Von sitting on a stool during the gig and periodically clicking his fingers in a choreographed manner be a bad thing?
...could he attempt the key change?
...might he not find the stool in the smoke?
...could he climb up onto the stool?

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Perhaps a stool is the wrong option...

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Oh, now that would be something! :lol: :notworthy:
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weebleswobble wrote:Perhaps a stool is the wrong option...

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Von Doonican..? :innocent:
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But Gently
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James Blast wrote:But Gently
I reckon the Doon's version of Some Kind Of Stranger might be quite reasonable...
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Was that Val?

I thought it was Ian Paisley. :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:
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Valve? :lol:

well it made me laff :oops:
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