My first new topic posting and it's a load of sh1t:
In this politically correct world gone mad I've always wondered why there's so many dog turds littering the streets. With everyone seemingly caring about the environment and shouting as soon as a mobile transmitter mast is put up next to a school why do so many otherwise caring adults let their dogs crap all other the pavements and leave it there? Today I finally realised the sort of people who can't be arsed to clean up after their dogs, and it was quite a shocker. It's not chavvy owners who are too 'ard to carry a plastic bag full of turds in their pockets and it's not even kids - it's disabled people! I saw an owner waiting while her bundle of fur deposited a steaming load on the path, and then just put her motorised wheelchair into gear and drive off! I suppose because she was disabled she couldn't get out of her wheelchair to get low enough to scoop but that's not the point is it! If you can't clean up after your dog you shouldn't have a friggin dog! At least guide dogs are trained to crap in a specially marked out corner of their owners garden before they are allowed out on the streets, but this woman and her dog just take the (arse) biscuits...
I can only see the turd situation getting worse as well - watching Scooby Doo with my son I realised that I had NEVER seen Shaggy with a pooperscooper - what sort of example is this setting our kids?
I hate this time of year, as once the clocks go back I suffer more stress getting home from work that on the journey in. As I walk to work (it's only a mile away) on the way in I have to make a mental note of where all the dog turds are on the pavement, as I sure as hell won't see them on the way home in the dark! It's like a perverse game of battleships trying to calculate where the next 'bomb is'. And you drivers thought you had it bad coz of the tailgaters and tw@ts that don't know what an indicator is for.
Another relevation I discovered today (courtesy of a work colleague) was why you don't see as many white dog turds anymore - apparantly dogs aren't given bones as much as they used to be, and it was this overdose of calcium in the 'good ol days' that changed the colour. When my brother was younger and liked to pretend to be superman I once got him to crush a white dog turd in his hand saying that if he could crush the "white pebble" he must have superman powers. Ah, good times...
One of lifes mysteries resolved....
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weebleswobble
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This Thread's a pile of s**t 
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Simple answer - pick it up yerself!
I can be quite smug on this subject - Benjo the Samoyed is FAR too stuck-up to EVER let anyone see him go in public.
And I thought the lack of white dog poo thing was due to better quality tinned dog food? I heard they used to bulk it up with chalk powder, but you could be right about the bones. Anyone care to shed some light on this?
I can be quite smug on this subject - Benjo the Samoyed is FAR too stuck-up to EVER let anyone see him go in public.
And I thought the lack of white dog poo thing was due to better quality tinned dog food? I heard they used to bulk it up with chalk powder, but you could be right about the bones. Anyone care to shed some light on this?
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Dog-poop is not the problem, cities are.
Cities are unnatural environments to begin with, at odds with anything natural.
It's similar if those wonderful ppl didn't make sure that there's not a damned leaf on the streets at autumn time. The trees are NOT the problem, nor are the LEAVES.
If i told you what i think about cities, issues like dog poop, and the culture in general, they would put me in jail for hate crimes, at least in some countries, but i'm sure sooner than later in any European country.
Let's just say that i am disgusted with cities, as i'm disgusted with people.
And leave your juvenile arguments to yourself.
Cities are unnatural environments to begin with, at odds with anything natural.
It's similar if those wonderful ppl didn't make sure that there's not a damned leaf on the streets at autumn time. The trees are NOT the problem, nor are the LEAVES.
If i told you what i think about cities, issues like dog poop, and the culture in general, they would put me in jail for hate crimes, at least in some countries, but i'm sure sooner than later in any European country.
Let's just say that i am disgusted with cities, as i'm disgusted with people.
And leave your juvenile arguments to yourself.
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Ladies and Gentlemen I give you itnAklipse
Might not know the answer to the eternal question of 'where is the white poo?' but makes up for it by talking complete sh*te, as always.....
Might not know the answer to the eternal question of 'where is the white poo?' but makes up for it by talking complete sh*te, as always.....
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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@Itnklipse our little magickan: why don't you just go kill yourself. environments would hugely benefit.
Thank you guys for making me laugh this early in the morning.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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I believe the issue at hand isn't the white doggy poop, it's the disabled people. How many times have you seen them parking in our bays?
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Right. And your computer is unnatural, so no more posting on the Internet.itnAklipse wrote:Cities are unnatural environments to begin with, at odds with anything natural.
Oh, and clothes, how unnatural! Better get them off...
Fire? Nope, not natural either is it? You're going to freeze
The idea of any human behaviour being "unnatural" is silly IMO. We're part of nature too aren't we?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote: We're part of nature too aren't we?
I've had this argument many's a time Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
For the first time ever I partially agree with itnAklipse:
Cities aren´t exactly healthy places for living.
When dog poo turns white, it´s as uhealthy as a burning river or black snowflakes.
Red man heap sure he never invented that.
The loss of nature concerns me deeply. We consume more of the world´s recources at the moment than nature can reproduce. this is way more dangerous than any atom bomb.
So you may see the white poo as memorial for the decay of our nature due to economical interests.
Cities aren´t exactly healthy places for living.
When dog poo turns white, it´s as uhealthy as a burning river or black snowflakes.
Red man heap sure he never invented that.
The loss of nature concerns me deeply. We consume more of the world´s recources at the moment than nature can reproduce. this is way more dangerous than any atom bomb.
So you may see the white poo as memorial for the decay of our nature due to economical interests.
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Well, obviously mankind is having a negative effect on the environment (global warming deniers aside) but I have hope that we will discover ways around this eventually.
If not we'll die out.
If not we'll die out.
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You lot will be the first to know if my jobby turns chalk white
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Mine's never been as white as chalk, but it has been as dry as the stuff, talk about s**t' a brickweebleswobble wrote:You lot will be the first to know if my jobby turns chalk white
..........to much "fast stuff"?, dehydration?.........that's what I put it down to 
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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... and with that, HL hit a new low.scotty wrote:Mine's never been as white as chalk, but it has been as dry as the stuff, talk about s**t' a brickweebleswobble wrote:You lot will be the first to know if my jobby turns chalk white
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
"Fast stuff" is rather dry. Maybe drinking more water would help solving the prob..
By the way, the traditional German Sauerkraut, the cabbage that made us so famous, is like a medicine for your guts. Raw or booiled, and it goes along great with a well fried piece of flesh and the sauce.
Now that I think of that, yumm, I ´m hungry..
By the way, the traditional German Sauerkraut, the cabbage that made us so famous, is like a medicine for your guts. Raw or booiled, and it goes along great with a well fried piece of flesh and the sauce.
Now that I think of that, yumm, I ´m hungry..
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OOLM has just been resolved for me, today:
Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics, special HL deal on all 3 remasters here
Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics, special HL deal on all 3 remasters here
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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James Blast wrote:OOLM has just been resolved for me, today:
Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics, special HL deal on all 3 remasters here
And does it sound as beautiful as I think it does?
i think we'll aclimatise/adapt/destroy until the end of time...and in doing so...a hell of a lot more pooop will be dropped by dogs...markfiend wrote:Well, obviously mankind is having a negative effect on the environment (global warming deniers aside) but I have hope that we will discover ways around this eventually.
If not we'll die out.
so...bring on the next iceage...then the dogs won't be poooping quite so often as their disabled owners won't be able to get out in the snow and ice without a 4x4 wheelchair (which James will dislike as well)
top topic yet again!...onwards and up wards to dizzy new heights
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never mind yer coat, huv a t-shirtBurn wrote:i think we'll aclimatise/adapt/destroy until the end of time...and in doing so...a hell of a lot more pooop will be dropped by dogs...markfiend wrote:Well, obviously mankind is having a negative effect on the environment (global warming deniers aside) but I have hope that we will discover ways around this eventually.
If not we'll die out.
so...bring on the next iceage...then the dogs won't be poooping quite so often as their disabled owners won't be able to get out in the snow and ice without a 4x4 wheelchair (which James will dislike as well)
top topic yet again!...onwards and up wards to dizzy new heights
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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I wanted to wait with buying the re releases, but I think other things will rather have to wait. 12 minutes of that song-I can´t wait to get it..James Blast wrote:OOLM has just been resolved for me, today:
Never Land on the remasters is 11:59 and has extra lyrics, special HL deal on all 3 remasters here
"These are my principles! And if you don't like the just says so, I have others, too!"
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