I've had some really stupid reasons to visit Hospital in the past (aside from Jack Daniels related incidents) and wondered if anyone else had?
I got stung by 36 hornets (I counted the dead carcasses) that swarmed all over me because they liked the smell of my hair gel, and had to go to A&E because the amount of venom they injected made me pass out.
Also I've been to hospital twice to get cotton bud's pulled out of my ears after the ends fell off - that was pretty embarassing...
Can anyone do better/worse?
Stupid and/or Embarassing Accidents Anyone?
Once swiddled my finger ´ronud a driller as I didn´t pull the plug of the drilling machine out when changing the bit. Was ouch, no bones really broken, awfully daft a thing to do. Bloody thing, though.
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nick the stripper
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Nope. I don't do embarrassed. Best thing to do is laugh and shrug it off.
Although... nah, won't go there.
Although... nah, won't go there.
My girlfriend managed cut her finger open by smashing her hand into a ceramic toilet brush holder after slipping in the bathroom.
She then proceeded to shove the affected finger right under my nose expecting sympathy only for me to turn white and try to climb the wall to get away from her..
She then proceeded to shove the affected finger right under my nose expecting sympathy only for me to turn white and try to climb the wall to get away from her..
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Brideoffrankenstein
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You didn't?!boudicca wrote:Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone?
Nah I know who it was......
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canon docre
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we all know who it was.Brideoffrankenstein wrote:You didn't?!boudicca wrote:Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone?
Nah I know who it was......
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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It is the stuff of legend....canon docre wrote:we all know who it was.Brideoffrankenstein wrote:You didn't?!boudicca wrote:Splitting your head open on a condom machine, anyone?
Nah I know who it was......
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