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the local youth knocking on my door all night asking for money.
Last year one cheeky fu*ker asked for £10. Whatever happened to wanting sweets?
And they'll be back for carol singing (badly) soon!

Bah Humbug.
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"Smithers, release the hounds!" :twisted:
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Just lock the door, turn off all the lights, keep veeeeery quiet, and pretend you're not in.
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Or kill them and boil their innards.

It IS Halloween, after all ;)

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markfiend wrote:"Smithers, release the hounds!" :twisted:
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Or kill them and boil their innards.

It IS Halloween, after all ;)

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Not much chance of Kids getting a way up where we live, but, just in case they do we've got the sugar coated Radishes, chocolate covered Chili Peppers and Toffee Onions :twisted: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Give them a dose...
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...or how about a life-long criminal conviction. :eek:

http://www.essex.police.uk/offbeat/o_hw_01.php
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:lol:

F*cking trick-or-treating. One of our less welcome American imports. :roll:
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Fingers crossed it'll be pissing it down again this evening. I live in hope. Failing that, boiling their innards definitely sounds like a plan. :twisted: :notworthy:
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My housemate has made a sign that says "F*CK OFF!!!" to stick on our door tonight. He's 27. Its like living with an overgrown child. :roll:

Luckily I'm looking forward to playing football tonight so I don't have to get involved in it/get flak from angry parents for stupid door signs. :evil:
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Tumshie anyone?

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/ ... urnip4.jpg

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i'm looking forward to the neighbours' drinks do later.
it's cos they're moving out, which i'm NOT looking forward to. the do should be good
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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I'd never heard of "Trick or Treating" before the film "Halloween", we always went "Guising" or if you were unfortunate enough to come from the West (God forbid!) of Scotland, you went "Galoshins".
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Erm, Scotty- Fud or fundamentalist?
Was that an accident or intention?
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eotunun wrote:Erm, Scotty- Fud or fundamentalist?
Was that an accident or intention?
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Okay, you got trapped.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/6098236.stm :twisted: :lol:
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My wee one made £7 and a shed load of sweeties-upload a wee piccy at a later date :kiss:
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My wee ones made do with a few sweet given by me, 2 spooky as fcuk (lol) pumpkins (carved by, erm, me) a load of burning candles and a living room fuller than is sensible of fog. I think they were happy, though I couldn't actually see them so who knows. ;D

Then the in-laws turned up, and immediately assumed the house was on fire. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Planet Dave wrote:My wee ones made do with a few sweet given by me, 2 spooky as fcuk (lol) pumpkins (carved by, erm, me) a load of burning candles and a living room fuller than is sensible of fog. I think they were happy, though I couldn't actually see them so who knows. ;D

Then the in-laws turned up, and immediately assumed the house was on fire. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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mh wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:My wee ones made do with a few sweet given by me, 2 spooky as fcuk (lol) pumpkins (carved by, erm, me) a load of burning candles and a living room fuller than is sensible of fog. I think they were happy, though I couldn't actually see them so who knows. ;D

Then the in-laws turned up, and immediately assumed the house was on fire. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
That's all very well and good, but what's it got to do with Never Land?
Soz, I was trying my best to convey the image of the population of the planet hurtling towards the earth at incredible speed. I guess that didn't come across. :innocent: :wink:
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Planet Dave wrote:...and a living room fuller than is sensible of fog. I think they were happy, though I couldn't actually see them so who knows. ;D
Feeling dizzy at the very thought. The memories.....oh dear. :lol: :urff:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:...and a living room fuller than is sensible of fog. I think they were happy, though I couldn't actually see them so who knows. ;D
Feeling dizzy at the very thought. The memories.....oh dear. :lol: :urff:
Oh dear? OH DEAR? Why, your weight, dear Steve, it's so light. :lol: :kiss:

Maybe if you'd acclimatised better to the murk you'd have avoided a car full of vom. :eek: :urff: :lol: :twisted:
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