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Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 03:00
by EvilBastard
Q. Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre?
You really won't like it...
Really, you won't
Don't say I didn't warn you...
A. Because the punchline's too long
Coat!!
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 10:07
by Obviousman
I always like jokes that warn me I won't like them
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 18:41
by scotty
I've made me an Advent Calendar for Christmas this year
Clicky.
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 19:05
by weebleswobble
I want one (for the twins
)
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 19:38
by James Blast
Beautiful man!
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 20:01
by Big Si
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 21:10
by eotunun
scotty wrote:I've made me an Advent Calendar for Christmas this year
Clicky.
Can I have one for Whiskey bottles?
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 21:13
by bushman*pm
scotty wrote:I've made me an Advent Calendar for Christmas this year
Clicky.
is that just one beer a day?
sounds a little lightweight to me!!
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 23:26
by James Blast
bushman*pm wrote:sounds a little lightweight to me!!
never thought of that
Agreed,
Bunch of Arse! Keith
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 23:29
by scotty
James Blast wrote:bushman*pm wrote:sounds a little lightweight to me!!
never thought of that
Agreed,
Bunch of Arse! Keith
YER ERSE!!!!!, you've seen me sink the pints
Blast 
Posted: 02 Nov 2006, 23:43
by scotty
Any way,
What about the Octopus that goes into the pub and says to the Barman, "I bet you I can play any instrument you can mention", the Barman points to a Guitar in the corner.
The Octopus picks up the Guitar and low and behold, plays better than Jimmy Hendrix
The Barman then points the Octopus in the direction of the Piano,
the octopus hops up on the stool and batters out a few tunes the Elton John would be proud of
The Barman then throws a set of Bag Pipes to the Sea Creature and says,
"Right then smart Arse..........let's see you get a tune out of them!"
After about Twenty minutes of writhing around on the Bar Room floor the Barman pipes up,
"You're not having much luck playing that, are you?!"
"Playing it!?", replies the Octopus,
"As soon as I can get the pyjamas of her, I'm going to shag this Bitch!".
Posted: 03 Nov 2006, 00:19
by James Blast
Next!
Posted: 03 Nov 2006, 00:28
by EvilBastard
I've seen you sink pints too,
Keith, but not of anything alcoholic...
Posted: 03 Nov 2006, 00:33
by James Blast
Posted: 03 Nov 2006, 00:44
by eotunun
James Blast wrote:WTF!
Douglass Adams wrote:There is a theory which says that once you understand the world it vanishes and gets replaced by something even more grotesque. Another theory says that this allready happened several times.
Q.E.D.
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 20:46
by bushman*pm
scotty wrote:James Blast wrote:bushman*pm wrote:sounds a little lightweight to me!!
never thought of that
Agreed,
Bunch of Arse! Keith
YER ERSE!!!!!, you've seen me sink the pints
Blast
MILK dont count round these ere partz!
Posted: 07 Nov 2006, 20:48
by bushman*pm
James Blast wrote:WTF!
sorry Sir JB, but that really is toooooooooo much!
cant even call it one for the ladeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!
