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10 November
Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 19:25
by GC
What's the similarity between British Lager and making love in a canoe?
Their both f**king close to water...
Big Coat
Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 19:52
by eotunun
Nae, ACE!
Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 21:47
by EvilBastard
Apologies in advance...
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
Posted: 10 Nov 2006, 23:13
by scotty
EvilBastard wrote:Apologies in advance...
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
Burrum Tsssh
Posted: 11 Nov 2006, 11:45
by Izzy HaveMercy
scotty wrote:EvilBastard wrote:Apologies in advance...
Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs.
Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It's his agent and Sean gets very excited.
The agent says, "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowns and replies, "10ish? But I haven't even got a racket."
[My coat, Mish Moneypenny!]
Burrum Tsssh
This ish shooo bad itsh good!
(and you can alsho tell this joke with Gillian 'Scully' Anderson ash protagonisht roarrrrrr)
IZ.
Posted: 16 Nov 2006, 20:47
by bushman*pm