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Posted: **16 Nov 2006, 23:44**

Just watched the Weather report on the BBC, where do all the dishy weather girls come from?, there's loads o' them, on every bloody station, is that part of the remit to be able to tell me that it's going to pish with rain in Forres tomorrow?, is there a Collage, Polly' or Uni' that they go to, where is the "Micheal Fish" equivalent of the Female weather girl?, for every Lisa Burke there should be a Jade Goody.
Do you have to be qualified to read the weather?, are they meteorologists?, this puzzles me

. It's not right that I should get a semi on every time I want to know if it's going to dry tomorrow.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 00:32**

LazCo is yer man fer collages...

... and no

Morning Wood is undersatandable (in your condidtion) Keith, Evening Wood is a difficult one.

d'ye think I'm being nasty again, cause I really amn't?

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 14:03**

On Auntie Beeb you have to be a meteorologist to do the weather; the weather people do the forecasts for themselves, not just reading them out.

On ITV / any other channel, it's autocue jobbies cribbed from t'internet weather forecasts. Hence any moron wi' big tits can do it.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 14:07**

i love morons with big tits. Actually, i don't know what being a moron has to do with big tits, but i prefer morons with big tits to just morons who are plentiful, in and out of television.

If i have to watch someone reading the weather, i prefer someone who looks good and has big tits. Sorry. i'm sure i'm terribly idiotic and unsophisticated and illfit for the age of reason we live in.

There's no reason to assume that someone reading the weather with big tits is a moron at any rate...it's sort of a moronic assumption to make, don't you think?

Yeah i really do think.

And to top it off, i don't think so-called intellect is a redeeming quality by any means. "IQ 180" woman with small tits can be much more repelling and obnoxious and idiotic than IQ 100 woman with nice tits.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 14:35**

itnAklipse wrote:There's no reason to assume that someone reading the weather with big tits is a moron at any rate...it's sort of a moronic assumption to make, don't you think?

It was just a throw-away comment, no need to get your panties in a twist.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 14:40**

With reference to well-endowed weather forecasters, is there an argument here for saying that big-breasted weather girls are as much use as tits on a (Michael) Fish?

it's quite alright, I know the way out already - has anyone seen my jacket?

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 15:26**

I recall the days of Helen Willetts, whom I called 'The Weather Virgin', on the count that she looked so goddamn proper and dressed like an old maid..

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 15:40**

Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 16:01**

Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls? Meteorology is a major interest of mine

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 16:45**

the ones i see are mainly up the duff. presumably why we see so many

leave uni /
get job on telly /
get shagged by someone who sees you on telly/
retire and become housewife

...turn up on celebrity XYZ...

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 17:21**

There was a lady reading the weather last week (not sure what chanel) who looked very 'goth'.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 18:24**

thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls?
Meteorology is a major interest of mine

While Ms Burke lends a new meaning to extended forecast, methinks you should google "Melissa Theuriau" ... she almost makes me want to move to France

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 18:27**

I do believe these ladies know a lot about moistness and temperature change

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 22:40**

Who remembers the cable and satalite channel Live TV?...

the topless darts and the bouncy weather...

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 23:00**

13 posts and nobody has mentioned this one. People, you're losing touch.

Posted: **17 Nov 2006, 23:27**

Nae tits Michael, now get back tae that pub!

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 14:58**

thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls? Meteorology is a major interest of mine

I find the Channel Five Weather Report the only one to watch

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 17:19**

esox wrote:
thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls? Meteorology is a major interest of mine
I find the Channel Five Weather Report the only one to watch

Or SKY

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 17:37**

scotty wrote:

...mmmmmmmm, I forecast dampness and heat...

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 17:54**

My girlfriend is a weather girl and she has good taste in music. (Don't ask for her pic - you're not getting one)

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 18:03**

I used to always enjoy the trampolining dwarf weatherman on Live TV.The weather in Norwegian used to be OK as well.The weather used to on between "Lunchbox volleyball" and "Topless darts".Truly classy,highly intellectual stuff.

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 18:08**

BBC Scotlands very own Heather the Weather

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 18:17**

not the most flattering pic of a very nice lady Keith

this is better

Posted: **18 Nov 2006, 18:47**

You lucky gits.

This is what we get:

Posted: **19 Nov 2006, 15:50**

chachi wrote:
thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls?
Meteorology is a major interest of mine

While Ms Burke lends a new meaning to extended forecast, methinks you should google "Melissa Theuriau" ... she almost makes me want to move to France

Gotta watch a lot more French TV

In Denmark we can enjoy the enchanting Divya Das. She is an educated meteorologist - and recently divorced...

Heartland

Weather Girls?

Weather Girls?