Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Jacob William Ward was born at 13:19 this afternoon. Weighing in at 7.1. Oh he is beautiful. I cried and cried when he popped out. Mother & Baby both in good health. And she did it with only the aid of gas and air.
If you're in the pub tonight join me and wet the little fellas head.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Steve, massive congratulations to you and the missus!! I know exactly what you mean, how ace is it when the little son-of-a-gun pops out, rods in the air, giving it some like there's no tomorrow!
Bloody marvellous. Now kiss life as you knew it goodbye!
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Just saw Steve in he pub, he is doing great. It's really cool to be able to share the experience of fatherhood at the same time with a best mate. We are going to take our babies out next week in their buggies to go and hunt for otters
Just saw Steve in he pub, he is doing great. It's really cool to be able to share the experience of fatherhood at the same time with a best mate. We are going to take our babies out next week in their buggies to go and hunt for otters
Will you simultaneously throw-up in each others cars too?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Just saw Steve in he pub, he is doing great. It's really cool to be able to share the experience of fatherhood at the same time with a best mate. We are going to take our babies out next week in their buggies to go and hunt for otters
s**t, I missed out on that one! Never too late though. Ethan, get yer shoes on kid, we're off to hunt us some otter!
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
Hom_Corleone wrote:Thank you all for your kind words. Can't wait for him to come home now and hear Temple Of Love for the first time. I can tell he'd excited already.
And I should point out that no otters will be harmed during the making of Sonsonic and my baby trek.
Otter's pocket?
Anyways, glad to see we have more ankle-biters about! Good luck to you and yours, Steve, as long as you've got time for Heartland inbetween clean-up duties and sleeping!
Never too late though. Ethan, get yer shoes on kid, we're off to hunt us some otter!
