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Never Met Experience

Posted: 05 Dec 2006, 22:08
by ormfdmrush
a question to everyone: have you ever met :von: ?
tell, please

Posted: 05 Dec 2006, 22:15
by dinky daisy
Twenty-five whores will say they did, and probably more than just meeting.

Some girls wander by mistake and say they're on the photo with him.

Some kind of stranger will shout that he or she banged the drums with his band.

Someone will say: ok, i'll throw off my mask, i AM Andrew.

to be honest, i think it's better if you do not meet your heroes. Personal.

(Meanwhile on this very moment i realise i'm closer than just one handshake, Pearson is playing with MC5 a few blocks away)

Posted: 05 Dec 2006, 22:17
by timsinister
I still owe him a drink from August last year.

He'll be bloody lucky. :P

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 10:34
by jay
Never met him but did see him wandering around at the bar before Josephs Well gig, way too shy to approach him.

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 11:24
by Badlander
Some HLers did meet and talk to him, but they won't tell... simply because they don't show up very often. :von:

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 11:42
by markfiend
I got a kiss off him after the Joseph's Well gig.

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 15:00
by 80star
markfiend wrote:I got a kiss off him after the Joseph's Well gig.
tongues?

*heh* sorry.. Couldn't resist!

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 16:04
by markfiend
Nah, just a scratchy-beard on the cheek :lol:

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 16:43
by Izzy HaveMercy
80star wrote:
markfiend wrote:I got a kiss off him after the Joseph's Well gig.
tongues?
I always saw the Meerkat more as a boxer-short-type myself :innocent:

IZ.

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 16:48
by markfiend
I don't know what you could be insinuating there Iz.

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 17:10
by bushman*pm
markfiend wrote:Nah, just a scratchy-beard on the cheek :lol:

who had the beard and on what cheek? (uppers or lowers?)
:lol:

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 17:54
by Dr. Moody
Saw :von: fall flat on his arse right in front of me when coming back on stage at speed kings 20/10/90 :P might have been the medication ;D

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 17:59
by bushman*pm
Dr. Moody wrote:Saw :von: fall flat on his arse right in front of me when coming back on stage at speed kings 20/10/90 :P might have been the medication ;D

thats a lie sir! no-one ever see's ANYTHING on a TSOM stage, what with all the dry ice etc!
:lol:

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 18:02
by Stumpy Pete
I met him once, back when we were in the 'Stan together--that's Afghanistan. We weren't serving together, we were just there at the same time. I was leading a recon patrol team against Taliban hold-outs in a poppy field--we were preparing to burn the field--when out of nowhere Von appeared on a combine harvester complete with a boombox blaring Russian work-songs of some sort. You know the kind, both sad and uplifting at the same time. The Taliban didn't know what to make of him, as he was wearing the bright yellow sort of clothing he's taken to, and while they were distracted by his sudden appearance we lobbed a few grenades at them and fired off a few rounds. The gunfire seemed to make Von hint at a smile, which became a full-blown grin when he got a whiff of the cordite from the expended cartridges. "Thanks for the timely distraction!" I shouted, to which he looked down his nose at me, paused for a second, and said "What what! Pip pip dear lad, I'm here for the poppies! And the ladies, of course. The burqa is an erotic mystery, and I shall solve it. Tally-ho!"

It was the best day of my life, ever!

Posted: 06 Dec 2006, 18:11
by Dr. Moody
Am not a liar, :roll: well not this time anyway , there wasnt much if any smoke that night and it was a very very small venue. In fact the roof was so low by the stage that TJ didnt wear his hat :!:

Posted: 07 Dec 2006, 01:31
by wild bill buttock
I met That Guitarist once.









Come on admit it,you're impressed really arn't you?

Posted: 07 Dec 2006, 09:53
by ormfdmrush
wild bill buttock wrote:I met That Guitarist once.
and he said "Alice in her party dress" and played the tune?

Posted: 07 Dec 2006, 10:28
by more-sedatives-pls
Stumpy Pete wrote:I met him once, back when we were in the 'Stan together--that's Afghanistan. We weren't serving together, we were just there at the same time. I was leading a recon patrol team against Taliban hold-outs in a poppy field--we were preparing to burn the field--when out of nowhere Von appeared on a combine harvester complete with a boombox blaring Russian work-songs of some sort. You know the kind, both sad and uplifting at the same time. The Taliban didn't know what to make of him, as he was wearing the bright yellow sort of clothing he's taken to, and while they were distracted by his sudden appearance we lobbed a few grenades at them and fired off a few rounds. The gunfire seemed to make Von hint at a smile, which became a full-blown grin when he got a whiff of the cordite from the expended cartridges. "Thanks for the timely distraction!" I shouted, to which he looked down his nose at me, paused for a second, and said "What what! Pip pip dear lad, I'm here for the poppies! And the ladies, of course. The burqa is an erotic mystery, and I shall solve it. Tally-ho!"

It was the best day of my life, ever!
please seek psychiatric assistance pronto and cut back on the acid, Pete

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 04:05
by Stumpy Pete
It's absolutely true, I swear! Why would I make something like that up?

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 04:16
by weebleswobble
Stumpy Pete wrote:It's absolutely true, I swear! Why would I make something like that up?
Because you are a heedbanger!!! ;D

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 05:11
by Stumpy Pete
No I'm not! I'm a scientist!

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 05:43
by weebleswobble
Stumpy Pete wrote:No I'm not! I'm a scientist!
Should that be scientologist? :eek:

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 08:48
by _emma_
What Pete says is true, I can attest, I was the one wearing the burqa.

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 10:39
by ormfdmrush
Von positions himself absolutely distant from fans
as Ben said "he never meets anyone"
there was only about 10 people waiting for the band to come out of the backstage and drive away
so Von passed rapidly, didn't stop at all, someone said "Great concert!" (or kinda), he answered "Thank you"
that's all
i offer to involve the new verb: to von - to p*ss someone off ingoring him

Posted: 08 Dec 2006, 10:48
by Debaser
bushman*pm wrote:
Dr. Moody wrote:Saw :von: fall flat on his arse right in front of me when coming back on stage at speed kings 20/10/90 :P might have been the medication ;D

thats a lie sir! no-one ever see's ANYTHING on a TSOM stage, what with all the dry ice etc!
:lol:
James Blast wrote: Being a 'ProgRocker' from the olden days (Yes @ the Famous Glasgow Apollo c.1975, anyone else?) I can attest to the fact that what This Sisters Of Mercy use is smoke and not dry ice. Harrumph!
Tum ti tum :innocent: