Heartland

I was just in my room there, when I heard a buzzing noise.

Looked up, there's only a big Fcuk Off Wasp hovering around my light

What is it, the 8th of December? That's global warming for you, thank God David Cameron's come along on his bike to save us all.

Watch it, they're effin' lethal in cold weather. Being the skinhead aggro merchants of the insect world (I half expect to see one in a hoodie and trainers any time soon), when they start dying in the cold they like to get a few stings in before they go.

..........so did you kill it?

One..................puhh

scotty wrote:One..................puhh

Indeed... where are you when I actually wouldn't mind seeing yer old mug, Keef?

My father dispatched it with a rolled up copy of the New Statesman

I went to a Nest Two Summers ago, I had to evacuate about Ten Women from an office, the Nest itself was about the size of a washing machine , there must have been Hundreds of Thousands of the little bastards flying about, they were hoovering up dead/dying Wasps Hundreds at a time for days after, we used 8/10 bin bags taking the nest away!

Nice. But do you ever get calls about them at this time of year?

boudicca wrote:Nice. But do you ever get calls about them at this time of year?

Naw, deh be daft........it's the middle o' winter

Mosquitoes all year round, very nice!

Don't let that wasp sting you!

It's gone to Wasp Heaven now.

A giant, golden bin, I imagine...

mh wrote:Watch it, they're effin' lethal in cold weather. Being the skinhead aggro merchants of the insect world (I half expect to see one in a hoodie and trainers any time soon), when they start dying in the cold they like to get a few stings in before they go.

boudicca wrote:It's gone to Wasp Heaven now.

A giant, golden bin, I imagine...

How very thoughtful of you

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

weebleswobble wrote:Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

which brings us neatly back to Buzz-Clicky

weebleswobble wrote:Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love bees.

You're drunk.

as its panto season, was it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehind you?

scotty wrote:I went to a Nest Two Summers ago, I had to evacuate about Ten Women from an office, the Nest itself was about the size of a washing machine , there must have been Hundreds of Thousands of the little bastards flying about, they were hoovering up dead/dying Wasps Hundreds at a time for days after, we used 8/10 bin bags taking the nest away!

Scotty the White Knight! Did they appreciate your sterling, if slightly overweight, efforts?

weebleswobble wrote:
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Razz


I love bees.

You're drunk.

I'm impressed, Josh, that you were able to log on after last night! Truly there walks a man of great strength and enviable alcohol consumption!

timsinister wrote: I'm impressed, Josh, that you were able to log on after last night! Truly there walks a man of great strength and enviable alcohol consumption!

Absolutely I could barely see when i got home, let alone operate stuff like keyboards.

Planet Dave wrote:

timsinister wrote: I'm impressed, Josh, that you were able to log on after last night! Truly there walks a man of great strength and enviable alcohol consumption!

Absolutely I could barely see when i got home, let alone operate stuff like keyboards.

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.
Co-co-co-co-cocaine!!!!!!!!!!

You're loving your new identity, aren't you?

Us lot trying to remember the words to that song, yelling the names of various pharmaceutical teasers in the middle of a busy bar. Just keeping our reputation shining!