13 Dec 2006: movie-a-minute
Posted: 13 Dec 2006, 00:57
For those that can't sit for hours in a sweaty cinema or don't own a DVD player:
Movie-a-minute offers a short synopsis about almost every movie there's ever made!
Finally you can talk with your geeky friends about the last movie, just check here!
Example: "A Clockwork Orange" - S. Kubrick
Malcolm McDowell:
"I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal. "
Audience:
Eh?
THE END
Example 2: "Casablanca" - M. Curtiz
Ingrid Bergman: Oh, Rick.
Humphrey Bogart: Oh, Ilsa.
Paul Henreid: Oh, nuts.
Conrad Veidt: Oh, (dies).
THE END
IZ.
Movie-a-minute offers a short synopsis about almost every movie there's ever made!
Finally you can talk with your geeky friends about the last movie, just check here!
Example: "A Clockwork Orange" - S. Kubrick
Malcolm McDowell:
"I was having a right horrorshow time of it, O my brothers, crasting and drasting with my droogies all the nochy, viddying the vino flow. Then, those glooby bratchny millicents loveted me and hurled me in the plenny like a common prestoopnik. That vonny plenny wasn't for me, so I let some doctor vecks filly with my mozg to fix me up right skorry. Then I ittied on home like a good malckickiwick, but I couldn't slooshy my lovely Ludwig anymore without getting bolnoy. It was oozhassny, so I jumped out the okno. I've had rather a change of heart, and thinking of getting a zheena like a proper chelloveck, and all that cal. "
Audience:
Eh?
THE END
Example 2: "Casablanca" - M. Curtiz
Ingrid Bergman: Oh, Rick.
Humphrey Bogart: Oh, Ilsa.
Paul Henreid: Oh, nuts.
Conrad Veidt: Oh, (dies).
THE END
IZ.
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I never knew how many people simply had no life...