All I want for Xmas....
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 13:04
....is one of them stonking new Rammstein ashtrays. The classiest Ill-Health accessory since the Sisters Zippo's. 
I peaked.
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Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 13:32
Give me the Complete Essays of Montaigne and I'll be happy, which I know I will be.
I peaked.
I peaked.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 14:18
...is a Dukla Prague Away Kit 
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 15:49
http://www.gutenberg.org/browse/authors/m#a1230nick the stripper wrote:Give me the Complete Essays of Montaigne and I'll be happy, which I know I will be.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:33
A 50 yard hosepipe
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:37
A Hand Brake for my Canoe.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:50
This, for my GF, would make me a VERY happy man!
Might not be safe for work, hence the URL instead of an IMG...
http://www.delicates.co.uk/photos/ba_ul ... -black.jpg
IZ.
Might not be safe for work, hence the URL instead of an IMG...
http://www.delicates.co.uk/photos/ba_ul ... -black.jpg
IZ.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:57
I'd like one of them for my Girlfriend to..............................just hope the Wife doesn't find out thoughIzzy HaveMercy wrote:This, for my GF, would make me a VERY happy man!
Might not be safe for work, hence the URL instead of an IMG...
http://www.delicates.co.uk/photos/ba_ul ... -black.jpg
IZ.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 17:58
blimey. it's not.. well, personally, i would find it more sustaining than sexy.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:08
The only place that would be sexy is on Mrs Houdini. To anyone else, it'd be a flippin' chastity suit
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:09
seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:10
Ask Jamesemilystrange wrote:blimey. it's not.. well, personally, i would find it more sustaining than sexy.
My GF needs sustaining first... with that in mind, this is incredibly YUMMY, compared to other "voluptous ladies"-brands... (which is most of the time a sack of potatoes with a cute color...):twisted:
IZ.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:11
...is Iz's girlfriend in that dress.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:19
Indeed.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Ask James
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:35
Just out of interest, can we have some (sensible) suggestions of what Women would like as presents.canon docre wrote:seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:39
diamonds, in whatever form. i like mine secondhand/antique. and they're cheaper.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:41
I was thinking more of pictures of fit girls in underwearemilystrange wrote:diamonds, in whatever form. i like mine secondhand/antique. and they're cheaper.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:47
possibly not work safescotty wrote:I was thinking more of pictures of fit girls in underwear
the word 'gusset' springs to mind
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:51
That's more my girl's... Er... volume indeedJames Blast wrote:possibly not work safescotty wrote:I was thinking more of pictures of fit girls in underwear
the word 'gusset' springs to mind
(PS: didn't I provide that pic as well James?
)IZ.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 18:52
I'm a diamond cutter.emilystrange wrote:diamonds, in whatever form. i like mine secondhand/antique. and they're cheaper.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
Ask for reduced HL prices!
(and still fall flat on yer butt
)IZ.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 19:11
just the link BBoss, have you checked out this place? A large chested Manc Maiden alerted me to it, sadly the maidens on display don't measure up to the Blast requirements.Izzy HaveMercy wrote:didn't I provide that pic as well James?
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 19:27
I could have any of these...scotty wrote:Just out of interest, can we have some (sensible) suggestions of what Women would like as presents.canon docre wrote:seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
(certainly not worksafe)... and a diamond.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 19:28
canon docre wrote:I could have any of these...scotty wrote:Just out of interest, can we have some (sensible) suggestions of what Women would like as presents.canon docre wrote:seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
... and a diamond.
gaaaarghgh.
IZ.
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 19:33
nae fat burds 
Posted: 17 Dec 2006, 19:36
James Blast wrote:nae fat burds
I like my ladies a bit more intae the flesh as well, James, but I can still look at the skinny ones in a nice xxx-mass package ( a package which seems to be made up of the sparkly ribbons ONLY on miss Docre's site
)!IZ.