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Vote Tim Sinister
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 16:55
by Ed Rhombus
are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?
"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
Re: Vote Tim Sinister
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 17:56
by scotty
Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?
"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
That picture would make a good "Caption" competition
Re: Vote Tim Sinister
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 18:03
by canon docre
scotty wrote:Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?
"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
That picture would make a good "Caption" competition
you mean something like "Ambassador Robert Thorne proudly presents the newest addition (besides the Rottweiler) to the Thorne household."
Re: Vote Tim Sinister
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 18:03
by christophe
scotty wrote:That picture would make a good "Caption" competition
"He wears sunglasses after dark... bloody Goth." 
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 20:08
by mh
And speaking of ambassadors:
"I'm sorry, we're all out of Ferrero Rocher. Will one of these do instead?"
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 21:17
by Thea
That'll be for the famous tradgoth party. No?
What was I minister of again? Jelly babies and shiny things was it? Summat like that?
Re: Vote Tim Sinister
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 22:18
by EmeraldSignal
scotty wrote:Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?
"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
That picture would make a good "Caption" competition
Here's one I made earlier.
Re: Vote Tim Sinister
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 23:15
by MadameButterfly
Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?
"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
f**k the vote and get that baby away from Timmy!
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 23:21
by emilystrange
ah, but who is more at risk?
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 23:29
by Izzy HaveMercy
Crowd: "Eeeewwww! What's THAT!"
Baby: "Beats me, began as a simple boil..."
IZ.
Posted: 19 Dec 2006, 23:45
by paint it black
baby looks less than chuffed as previously it'd been told anything that looks like a tit was for suckling
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:31
by Planet Dave
'Sinister would stop at nothing to get his daily fix of claret'.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:35
by Izzy HaveMercy
"Robot picture of the 'Christmas Crib Baby Jesus Doll Snatcher' reveals culprit might be infamous lead singer of Leeds-based dodgy goth combo."
IZ.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:47
by eotunun
The shades grow during adolescence, right?
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:48
by Izzy HaveMercy
eotunun wrote:The shades grow during adolescence, right?
I thought it was fotosynthesis...
IZ.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:50
by eotunun
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:eotunun wrote:The shades grow during adolescence, right?
I thought it was fotosynthesis...
IZ.
So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:58
by boudicca
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 00:59
by Izzy HaveMercy
eotunun wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote:eotunun wrote:The shades grow during adolescence, right?
I thought it was fotosynthesis...
IZ.
So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
No, quite the opposite.
At that age, when given enough sunlight, they wil grow up a normal human being.
But when kept in a basement, with artificial lights, they grow shades and start waving their stalks around like plants, not moving an inch.
Often to dull repetitive music...
IZ.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 01:04
by eotunun
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:eotunun wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
I thought it was fotosynthesis...
IZ.
So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
No, quite the opposite.
At that age, when given enough sunlight, they wil grow up a normal human being.
But when kept in a basement, with artificial lights, they grow shades and start waving their stalks around like plants, not moving an inch.
Often to dull repetitive music...
IZ.
Now I get it! I remember your Pacman theory.
Can Tim still be cured? Say, by an X-ray therapy as some kind of fast catching up with the required radiation dose?
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 01:12
by Planet Dave
Please don't remind me of Tim's 'offspring' Claire.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 10:41
by markfiend
Caption:
"I love babies, I can just never eat a whole one."
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 12:30
by Ed Rhombus
"Well it worked for Richard E Grant in Jack and Sarah"
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 13:25
by Izzy HaveMercy
eotunun wrote:Izzy HaveMercy wrote:eotunun wrote:
So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
No, quite the opposite.
At that age, when given enough sunlight, they wil grow up a normal human being.
But when kept in a basement, with artificial lights, they grow shades and start waving their stalks around like plants, not moving an inch.
Often to dull repetitive music...
IZ.
Now I get it! I remember your Pacman theory.
Can Tim still be cured? Say, by an X-ray therapy as some kind of fast catching up with the required radiation dose?
You COULD try kicking him in the nadgers.
Always works in all circumstances.
IZ.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 13:40
by eotunun
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
You COULD try kicking him in the nadgers.
Always works in all circumstances.
IZ.
Dear doctor IZ,
latest investigations have shown the very benefitial results of applications of electric shocks.
The only known side effects known are funny hairstyles and moderate luminescence of the patient along with a slight emission of aersols.
That would occur to me a much more carefull therapy.
Posted: 20 Dec 2006, 18:27
by Izzy HaveMercy
Nah.
Nadgers. Kick. Repeatedly.
Like Granny used to make'em
(and then shock him a little)
IZ.
