Creamola Foam!

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Not seen it in YEARS!!
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scotty wrote:Not seen it in YEARS!!
It was in the news earlier this year, that an old unopened tin of it was found "'oop north". This caused a bit of a consternation as they believed that the recipe was lost, and none were left in existence. So it'll be back in a shop near you sometine next year? :|

http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=794012004
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visions of mortality Dude, what with the impending.... Ahem!
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Never tried the stuff myself. And the ancient can sitting in our kitchen cupboard did nothing to tempt me...

Creamola did a range of food products in addition to the legendary foam. I can't remember when they finally went bust, but Glasgow Uni Archives has some of their more interesting artifacts, including a large poster of an advert from the 50's. It features a kilted young boy literally feeding the world Creamola rice with a giant spoon. If that wasn't strange enough, the world looks like it's wearing lipstick. :roll:
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Andrew S wrote:...creamola...kilted young boy... giant spoon... wearing lipstick...
:eek:

The mind boggles.
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Andrew S wrote:It features a kilted young boy literally feeding the world Creamola rice with a giant spoon. If that wasn't strange enough, the world looks like it's wearing lipstick. :roll:
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Any product with the slogan "Scotland's Custard" is OK in my book. :eek: :lol:
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Agh, my brain!
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When I saw the title of this thread I thought we had another p-o-r-n spammer.
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markfiend wrote:When I saw the title of this thread I thought we had another p-o-r-n spammer.
:lol:

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markfiend wrote:When I saw the title of this thread I thought we had another p-o-r-n spammer.
Keith? P.o.r.n? Shurely shome mistake?

Whatever next? Bears moving bowels in woods?

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markfiend wrote:When I saw the title of this thread I thought we had another p-o-r-n spammer.
why, would you like some?
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No. :lol:

In all seriousness, if a google spider finds a site with a lot of links to p*rn, it assumes that the site is trying to "googlebomb" those links, and therefore the site can get delisted by google.

This is why the p*rn spammers are not just a pain in the arse; they could result in this place not being listed in google searches. :eek:
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