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all respect and season's whatnot's to hispaintedblackness!
fair do's ez; i've only tried the penguin game so far and i'm hooked.ta.

BTW: it took me a while -and a bored morning without (much of) a k/board- but i did follow the (many) clues to discover your "castaway" friend's ID.....

so in his (namesake's) honour here are a few cheese related items:

stilton the wire
gouda things
parmesanaconda
bleu de money
a rocquefort and a hard place
kiss the caerphilly
gastanberra me deep
poison mont d'or
leicester red, sardo egyptian white

and of course

amfetamine logic.

"cheeses loves the sisters", non?

There goes the week...

IZ.

@ Lee

you missed out Edamage Done

bastard! i tried really hard to work in an edam.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:bastard! i tried really hard to work in an edam.

That can be painful.

I think Lee's way past the Babybel stage, don't you Claire?

Boursin Thing
Lucretia (Mycella Reflection)
You could be the MascarpOne

sorry

wensleydale you don't see me.

I sense a straw being clutched at...

so...

Stillton

actually i thought my last one was rather good...not that it matters as simply keeping this afloat amuses me and no pun is too low for my childish amusement. as ben matthews himself reminded me during his incarnation as an HLer :"the the streams of wit and sarcasm flow wider than that"

as do the black depths through which you navigate if you threaten my friends.

all well and good Lee but I do not smell your cheese

Does Cammembert together count, or is it too obvious?
Oh, Lee, I din´t yet mention: Nice to see you back in action!

Never mind that clown, only a big mouth as is obvious from the avatar..

P.S.: Now we know why it´s a funny smelling small world.

eotunun wrote:Does Cammembert together count, or is it too obvious?

all things being equal mr.blast's edamage done was so obvious i completely missed it.

eotunun wrote:
Oh, Lee, I din´t yet mention: Nice to see you back in action!

ta muchly!

eotunun wrote:Never mind that clown, only a big mouth as is obvious from the avatar..

oh i don't mind a bit....every reaction should have an equal and opposite reactionary. (play on words of newtownian law intended. you'd be impressed by how many peole think i'm stupid. )

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: you'd be impressed by how many peole think i'm stupid. )

Well, if I remember correctly you were the first one answering to a post of mine, my first impression was quite the opposite! After all, you don´t post the same one syllable word 200 times in sequence. Like a some other person used to. And I dearly hope we can speak of him in past tense, him out is some kind of home improvement..

eotunun wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: you'd be impressed by how many peole think i'm stupid. )

Well, if I remember correctly you were the first one answering to a post of mine, my first impression was quite the opposite! After all, you don´t post the same one syllable word 200 times in sequence. Like a some other person used to. And I dearly hope we can speak of him in past tense, him out is some kind of home improvement..

And who is this evil doer we speak of?

in a nutshell-a.r.kane was ben gunn-a.r.kane threatened nick the stripper with being hunted down like an animal-NTS is my friend-come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:in a nutshell-a.r.kane was ben gunn-a.r.kane threatened nick the stripper with being hunted down like an animal-NTS is my friend-come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

Well I never. I always thought it was another previous member of the popular rock combo The Sisters Of Mercy. Didn't I Lee?

If he comes round here waving his threats around like a bloody piano dentist I'll knock his face orf.

really it's all here
one of the surnames on the link inthe first post aded to a.r.kanes undisguisable bitterness and regret re. all things sisterly added to hispaintedblackness' obviously-based-in-fact-tho'-appearing-mysterious (and sometimes wrong)-inside-knowledge and endearing uncontrollable name-dropping and you have a lemon entry, my dear wotsit!

**the hissbag wouldn't be so bitter still i don't reckon. in fact if von through him a bone and patted him he'd probably come scampering to heel like a punished puppy who's fed -up of being chained-up in the rain.

gothonzola : naturally

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:really it's all here
one of the surnames on the link inthe first post aded to a.r.kanes undisguisable bitterness and regret re. all things sisterly added to hispaintedblackness' obviously-based-in-fact-tho'-appearing-mysterious (and sometimes wrong)-inside-knowledge and endearing uncontrollable name-dropping and you have a lemon entry, my dear wotsit!

**the hissbag wouldn't be so bitter still i don't reckon. in fact if von through him a bone and patted him he'd probably come scampering to heel like a punished puppy who's fed -up of being chained-up in the rain.

Anyone got a copy of the York Notes?